2026-04-22T19:56:09Z https://yabu.me Sophie 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜 🎹 🪗 https://yabu.me/npub16en6e4uulud0svzf49unh29w4rr55urlssaazface3kuf25y7dgszw3vxc https://glammr.us/system/accounts/avatars/109/240/909/900/126/766/original/d1153662f7ce2b50.png https://glammr.us/system/accounts/avatars/109/240/909/900/126/766/original/d1153662f7ce2b50.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsql44ncnnllednyf6nf0uceq907zcqcsfy63fdevaz0e9av0jzjdczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zz7kjla In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswjq04sqq7qjcknfs2nga3hlgweh2jjmlzmu798fxnp8dazce3h8cclr7tg'>nevent1q…r7tg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>so very snuggleable 2026-04-22T12:56:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8u2kt92n05ts63wsead55kulfzqv9r2t8kmmt5xezmsa8s4etu4szyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zrdhazm She never worries. She never hurries.<br/><br/>#dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/116/448/452/550/476/675/original/9ba68a217e581fc6.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-22T12:54:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspgueucu5c27re28k4ukrnjg8twqlq06u4famxwzw8fdxwkk7gg6czyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z6hs47s The Onion might get infowars after all!<br/><br/> <a href="https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/04/the-onion-alex-jones-infowars-studio/">https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/04/the-onion-alex-jones-infowars-studio/</a> 2026-04-20T19:59:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw30z7ggj22vhcugpvrtke69hkq4kjvagn25vufr95kug07halfdqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zc6h2kx Oh cool, The Onion wrote an article about me and my bass playing 🫣<br/><br/><a href="https://theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-at-new-hobby-to-understand-how-bad-he-is-at-it/">https://theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-at-new-hobby-to-understand-how-bad-he-is-at-it/</a> 2026-04-20T13:27:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2374r67q0ajl28et9nnlkrzxqrha7qy7w97jszdzhek54ema45ngzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zj3ju2v A well, actually 2026-04-18T22:04:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspq2h8ddwtt4fpnkrlu4z4g5nt7za7fxq0kcz3xq2pslqnm9gnaqczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z6md4mc Happy new-songs-from-Nana Grizol-day, everyone!!<br/><br/>#nanaGrizol #music<br/><br/><a href="https://nanagrizol.bandcamp.com/album/frances">https://nanagrizol.bandcamp.com/album/frances</a> 2026-04-17T15:42:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspet5feqzya4jaxlmepdt9fa8ft8vnadmzlftruk35pg25egwcl9czyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zfyvj4v Does anyone wanna see a #manatee? <br/><br/>Fun fact, I’m now in love with manatees<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/116/415/687/423/863/572/original/7b0782c695fd6722.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/116/415/686/886/610/418/original/75d97d1bd875b657.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/116/415/687/244/590/567/original/14354e5ee898761e.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-16T18:02:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqgt9mgs0sl8jedhuyjy5qmel6j99cmwpp2guemyj42p9clwavwuszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z7q3p5c I’m no theologian, but certainly it wouldn’t be a sin for the pope to punch the US president, right? 2026-04-16T14:20:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd0f3s2zjz7em5v66mlalgj3cpxlfjjxncrz5qr08n6j8mpcgs8hczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zzs83y8 Nnnnnnnnnnnnnewwwwwwwww! 2026-04-16T12:14:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8yc4ueqxqs7pznuzgck065h9kaxyfawuepk73rwglervy2f5rksqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zfsfhfh Pajama time! <br/><br/>It’s 8pm somewhere 2026-04-15T22:30:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst8rs8dngx42hsnh4huvr9ema8n58fjq0z8wlw84k66w9ke88y6lczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z9npv5e It’s easy to forget, so please accept this reminder:<br/><br/>Life is a competition and the first one to go to bed wins 2026-04-15T01:15:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdn7kq3jmxd6sksrdult6mkr6hvyanyp3f2kdrr5ktp94cd95r2wczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zjrfdjp Happy new They Might Be Giants album day*, to all who celebrate!!! <br/><br/>#theyMightBeGiants #tmbg #music <br/><br/>*or maybe it was last night? I’m not sure, I go to bed early.<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/116/402/856/735/423/225/original/aac9f7caefbfecfd.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-14T11:38:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsznk6j77adljchmsh75hfs93vz2czvsz2vzuluzk07x0yj2vswflqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zn5fzq7 I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re putting on a wet suit for the first time, give yourself grace (and extra time).<br/><br/>🤿❤️<br/><br/>(This thought brought to you by a recent Spring Break adventure) 2026-04-13T14:10:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8f9wjetaw27s8xrqdle330yfgwrjnhctup7yjutg9wpx75auupnqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z7wj75m Me: aw, come on fellas, don’t make fun of me, I’m a cool guy <br/><br/>Also me: Hooray! My pre-ordered copy of “Planet Money: A Guide to the Economic Forces that Shape Your Life” by Alex Mayyasi and the Hosts of #NPR’s Planet Money just got in!!!! <br/><br/>🤓<br/><br/>#planetMoney #bookstodon<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/116/387/891/110/267/362/original/4bb8abd773822190.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-11T20:12:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszsg2pclvz7xggr7024syqga66607zpwtj027v3hxca7as7adc98qzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4ze6y42r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd0dhkk0ltwyp5twzcrt77axtvuwytnhtpuhyew6g3gcjmgkycp0cww6n96'>nevent1q…6n96</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Enjoyed! 2026-04-11T12:38:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstwlm5dz2s0k0tcknsvqyf7vm65f9sey4y4xntlmarh7d2m5fyvkczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zhfgsv5 Aaaaaah! I have my first pair of progressive lenses! I’m old and clumsy and slightly disoriented <br/><br/>🤓👵 2026-04-04T23:57:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyf52jg7y33n80zhs4gentqhv3h054l88fkprjsdf039379fzh50szyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z2pdm6t It’s a real shame that “powerful interests groups” almost always means “groups powerfully interested in being evil”, and not groups with powerfully interested in fun things like clouds or hoola hoops. 2026-04-02T16:14:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2dgkp5gzsc86kmvahcedqyrz5kjkeu6kz5c0vljf9n7r3hs6mr8szyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zwc4fy6 Today is for light weights. Some of us are fools all year round 2026-04-01T16:43:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy0xjgespv94e532nr7u9575ce2w027s9fjve92f5r48agja58adszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zupcalr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr648ez6napxt62t0r79rl296dn8686v7w7jcrarcsyw7zdk6ykzqljf9y9'>nevent1q…f9y9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Okay, that’s enough phone use. Go brush your teeth 2026-03-31T03:30:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8zkdesyd0lyjmhg237mtqp3tpffz3g7e6pga3m2qfrv5zymua2uszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zlkjq8e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxknraq8z8nvk2hcsh7julrgc450mj9sud848tsud9jgp5zpa6m0c0wlckj'>nevent1q…lckj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>thank you! Been waiting for months. 0/10 stars for that experience 😂 2026-03-31T00:36:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ae9nudfxwpcgjgcx3usgwqa4sfs3dpls8rea5tnw4q9sqjan4rqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z6mjk5r Finally got my #adhd meds filled!!<br/><br/>Anyone need me to do a task for you? 2026-03-31T00:31:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrq64aarsz5q2kr0e2anx3gh297nqyv7c2unhyxvu3yrdk6aqda7gzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z98fkqd Unintentional rhyming is the worst. Automatic argument fail 2026-03-29T18:33:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw34uc6h6nhrah7xd4fc4wjr7kc8k2h2jm4ycxkrx4n9kv2gg7vkczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z9uvmp5 There are some things in this world I can forgive, I don’t know if this is one<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/116/312/899/781/081/397/original/0f0305d8bb9de9ec.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-29T14:21:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdggdluuqjkdegly0ldz00shtkvpkegmeylg4lsqfkr6lxm902rgczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z7yz8l7 Golly I love an Unsubscribe button 2026-03-27T21:05:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs82xmxmsrgk7fdfcs8thjdaza2pnxy5nct2tkkvx4crksl8a80teqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zvt93uf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswq5gmjrnerax2em4yyyt56fcweglxsxjh25fmktscy2nl8xpyqzgax7996'>nevent1q…7996</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>howdy 👋 2026-03-26T01:00:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy42ewsmvje5a2hsxew75mh6er6hrzzj6wqfzc4tucugd8z0ehd9qzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z942pe2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswhlsly930y2kng5sdqxdah42tp07a59kd7l8xc3fdepeyugurrfsfrcshh'>nevent1q…cshh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Two orders, please 2026-03-26T00:59:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszwvd79lhh348gr500dpw978ysz6gqljfg6phwy5ng8xul5yn2jtszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zhv399x Spite is as good a reason as any other to stick around this old world, I suppose 2026-03-24T14:38:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspa9caz2t37cuj38qxss6suffzp2efhv3qvxay2nsarggvjvnxmxqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zef2v6r Let’s settle this like adults, shall we?<br/><br/>Panic attack on 3<br/><br/>1, 2, 3, GO! 2026-03-24T00:10:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswj8pxwquh2mekdsd9d7xm8nykak0mml772ke8lyh39al8k50z6mczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zvu7hm3 I just heard someone say “When you’re born you look like you parents, when you die you look like your decisions”<br/><br/>Let it be known, I chose pizza 2026-03-23T13:36:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst0ettkt8fkp6lad8t02ykv936rl4txgjwqkza9w4dv63l68sec0gzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zff0ln2 You can trust me, I speak loudly just like I imagine an expert would 2026-03-22T21:21:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst5f7l44z3snsacn9utvpznfavasz6jqe0jqv2mulfr22pfsvqayqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z0qmkfj Dear fediverse, I have some recent pictures of Pancake the Dog I thought you might enjoy. <br/><br/>Your friend,<br/>-Sophie <br/><br/>#dogs #dogsofmastodon<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/116/268/063/204/707/574/original/2e690aa9bc81e2c8.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/116/268/063/346/005/926/original/74162c36e7f9f92f.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-21T16:18:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8lhx0qspq9fy8qz9l7wuu5xe2jarrad882v25r3jkt7564y05u6czyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zr2jd48 What are doctors offices trying to give me homework? “Be sure to fill out these forms on the app before you arrive”<br/><br/>LOL yeah right. 2026-03-21T14:32:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsymzk0clyhd4pm2z2drktm9ekd99pu5qhnmvn4pecph0vmm94drmqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zm8m4ad the rest is BRN<br/><br/>#joke #dadjokes 2026-03-17T15:20:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs05sfauzy7zhfur53pnhjl6wyqaagxj7fd8ttgqha6405ydp7d65qzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zvq387k RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@verge/116244086916771098">https://mastodon.social/@verge/116244086916771098</a><br/><br/>Finally! I’m outta here! So long, civilization!<br/>nostr:note1rk99hkqn544sev2xrg6gnrceygczwzhf54a4740zdj0xugzu3stqt3vm42<br/> 2026-03-17T10:54:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf200wdqmzx9sgnade9u8t583aexxfy8e30fydfuduty8mzpwv2cszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zhpymc6 I don’t mean to brag, but I have it on very good authority that my call is very important to my doctor’s office 2026-03-12T18:32:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8z8hfxf077p2p7tdd34j3ntml4aw3a8sct4xpa7g47fnv2a6m5uqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zd3v4ee In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8232hsz4v874njz2pkwcda8x45ugxda4lpqvreqhfxh7sanw506qpgt69t'>nevent1q…t69t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your right, totally could be 2026-03-12T00:39:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2k62g7jltnd0cvj3eaxqd745h3dd89ukmll93467jp5j896qz5sgzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z5t37pt Ladies, if he<br/><br/>- talks about peace and love <br/>- denounces wealth <br/>- is purposely misinterpreted by hateful wealthy people to justify their pre-existing bigotries <br/><br/>He’s not your man, he’s Jesus Christ 2026-03-12T00:10:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvsfk0jcs0t69nctaskg4kg9e8v0l3xeznqqxqna0kv95j9lh9lygzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z57u458 Does anyone else ever get mad at consciousness? Like we have to do everything every other animal has to do, but also we’re aware of it and of our own mortality and we’re stuck here just wondering why we’re stuck here. <br/><br/>Real shit deal <br/><br/>0/10 stars 2026-03-10T14:43:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd9ky2ar9uq392f55hzatg52srfqzx793c0cvft3228p7vs067p9qzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z5crmdc I am a robot. Sent from the future to do unspeakable damage to your society. <br/><br/>But my plans are consistently foiled. <br/><br/>You’re so lucky I can’t figure out which of these little squares has a bus in it. 2026-03-07T14:40:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs20phrtm4g5tgve2ktwzwvr649qgrtnwvpj2lmfv0ryrzvx26hklszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z3tcgzc Time for jammies. It’s 8 o’clock somewhere 2026-03-07T02:09:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsymtj7ayuznyzapaks3p5g20mskl62cwp05l0htcme867xw7q8j6gzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zvyfdx0 Shoutout to my stove clock. The only clock in my house this Monday who will remember what time it was supposed to be. 2026-03-06T18:35:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0qdfqhlhrsvqv27rvv58qx9wetne6um0suq9huxkgp76j9pz3vsqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z0y2u8r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszfsz5jmn28cec4qtf9wr4cnqnpapuztkqm2st6ca8qx859j2yffgxafw3p'>nevent1q…fw3p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>a compliment and a song recommendation!! 💜💜 2026-03-06T15:07:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfwjlgr3drsy25vx9kydcpglpe0eum6akl4glz3sq8fzlped634zqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zyy3uzl Is “continental breakfast” a portmanteau of “I cannot eat this” and “I’ll just get my own breakfast” ? 2026-03-06T13:54:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqelqu6grzmk2j5f7xvaqn4yyszffhf4zdyefa8qsz53xl0fasyeszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zm3gy3q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsryfd4txlla8z5ccruueke2r0pz5gy8gyd8qgfpsxq7a5zzuaf35qkjx3la'>nevent1q…x3la</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Actually now that I think more about this… a fitted sheet is protect the mattress, the top sheet is to protect the blanket. I basically need to wrap myself in fabric every night to protect my own belongings from … me? 2026-03-05T21:30:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd6ug5lpwm56d8nndpkjgzxmve277x6yytk95wvzmul73hnwyduygzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z23rls0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2m8zthfaewd6upkkpjjvx38fzc6zm8eqtkqlcyjy0rpyvkhgtxtgl8d46g'>nevent1q…d46g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I put one on last time I bought new sheets. I think I kicked it off the first night and it’s probably been under my bed since… that’s what I call an “ignore till you move houses” issue 2026-03-05T16:41:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgv3j4ljdvdrvm556cndt9fhts85k3x3zp8yemqqvae8ewyvu399szyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zresghh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq4yv7yufcujhs449rguxu09f5t33nev50whulu5yj244zztn4c6g3jk8dc'>nevent1q…k8dc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>speaking as a loser: thank you for this 2026-03-05T14:56:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsryfd4txlla8z5ccruueke2r0pz5gy8gyd8qgfpsxq7a5zzuaf35qzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4za2ekmc I finally broke down and asked someone what the point of a top sheet is, and they explained that it helps keep the blankets clean (so you don’t have to wash them as often). <br/><br/>So basically they’re like bed underwear.<br/><br/>Anyway, just passing this along as a public service announcement 2026-03-05T14:49:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxhdnaz8mmejas46jskxs3wqsqk59p3yk6nakk0ya4mv2fqyvxxgqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zre4nk3 I’ve come to realize the ends (having chores done) is simply not worth the means (doing chores) 2026-03-05T13:43:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszdmysgn2m8kemg45409y8880cem7s5pp4p8rzuknze9ezvmw3zuqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zzncx79 I’ve switch from webmail (Gmail, etc) to an email client (Thunderbird) for several accounts. <br/><br/>Life changing. <br/><br/>No phone notifications. Emails just wait patiently for me to get to the computer to check. <br/><br/>Everything seems more chill. Highly recommended. 2026-03-03T16:03:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstzruycl7asgf89ylaw30x4cwym0fklft663m7pp35jg5uux222lszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zgdsp3p Just got another not-so-friendly reminder that I am sneeze-and-throw-out-your-neck old 2026-03-02T19:30:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgctzhjdnphh4cn2ktgdsp0je2zvf5j6kvc3pqccd57qa22pe6fdszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4ze9x6tu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswe0rzmgqm9frkklsyreca4y62s9mpkrnfekptak578zsqk0256pcan3z9v'>nevent1q…3z9v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>so deeply sad not to be there 2026-03-01T22:35:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfhmz6aee4hluq5a4xlnm3fvjmm0ypnwleequ3ess9gqchfkfhgxgzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zjh5r8e Really enjoying my e-reader (easier on my eyes, very mobile, etc), but it really sucks that my book can run out of batteries 😂 2026-03-01T22:34:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy6hdqv35dqraw6x6xvurrm0uuzcphcgfs9htasa9u7t04x3nuacgzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zfjzhgn I’m doing less with more.<br/><br/>(Big brunch then nap.) 2026-02-27T15:02:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswxxmaj5duj66cgd57m9p85dlyp6yvxxw6vkhqhghcay5s438nceszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zltl0cx My life story makes more sense when you realize I can’t tell which applause is sarcastic 2026-02-26T21:07:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdcped6nqxpn9yxy3vfac7fdfghxyyha2e7kyl4wnjyw4xa40y2yczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zr82z0y Would it be padding my resume if I listed “dilly” and “dally” as two different skills? 2026-02-25T21:20:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspahlhe2xxh06yqpgp7qurhrzpjdez6e6wjs37gnur7re6azesp3szyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z86afes Did you know some people only sleep a third of their lives?<br/><br/>🙄 amateurs 2026-02-25T21:03:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv3sk89nq4f67727jpd3c88rkwlax9g73zq3rc4fkrns9fn02fyhgzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4znh0pz3 Me, tripping over piles of unread books to tell the world that I just learned a new word <br/><br/><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundoku">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundoku</a> 2026-02-20T12:09:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyrllgw829ta9csu057wt8805w3g4n2n3pwnjkqlgdrqn8yqvxhegzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zlajemw I feel like those choose-your-own-adventure novels really taught me early on that I’m prone to bad life choices. <br/><br/>Sadly, that knowledge doesn’t really do me any good 2026-02-19T01:23:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdvkk9lla6dswm42m8wyhzhyvqghz9zh7xce409dc2whxp0vh90gczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zu88kzu They fast <br/><br/>#joke #DadJoke 2026-02-18T18:01:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvdglxzrp630rv97rz7v8hcfkjn4d0ynnr4c6vm99mjdkejmw24pszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zk302d3 but when I do he yells GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 2026-02-17T14:54:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszegjp3uvpe5gxfyzc2g0gpwka39mhd2a5wpyft35mnctuq38x5zgzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z8ypvat What they say: Salary information is provided upon request<br/><br/>I see: 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 2026-02-16T18:47:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrpz85mr6vdn0pgmnwy0deme8z4rk53ns4y5ne0s98ryeus5gun9szyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zmk6u0s It’s tough: I really do want people to have a nice life, but telling them that sounds so aggressive 2026-02-14T14:54:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszpjrhlczpmpcpgskn7xdzauvll8ylrsnnt2qd58zdghu4y85fx9qzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zrezkr4 I don’t really follow the Olympics, but I’m happy for them <br/><br/>“Condom shortage hits Winter Olympics as supplies vanish in just 3 days”<br/><br/><a href="https://www.nbcboston.com/olympics/2026-milan-cortina/condom-shortage-hits-winter-olympics-supplies-vanish-3-days/3897660/">https://www.nbcboston.com/olympics/2026-milan-cortina/condom-shortage-hits-winter-olympics-supplies-vanish-3-days/3897660/</a> 2026-02-13T20:08:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfwfvkk3g5wrlw7an6gd0ntu9l8y6ypzpakqzrkdgsu6ksj2xn7cqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zx0jpmp Looking to trade: my dirty house for a clean house <br/><br/>Serious inquiries only 2026-02-12T23:16:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfuuzsy0cmcvg8ty69tv7q6x674du92rxpnm4v9swr44zztwpmuxqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z85z9xu Is anyone keeping score? How am I doing? <br/><br/>#poll 2026-02-11T13:38:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgcw3776drq6rnue0f6m4lvvqpaqy55s4j3jvykm7yjyudu9ctl7czyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zmztuv0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0qhtjym5pjpt3t7490jdtry0pjsadfad3ahqymruqr3ft8ueuzasrr868w'>nevent1q…868w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And kicked, and spit at, and slapped, and … 2026-02-11T03:46:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfs7lk4t3vxjyexeku9g0e3dtkcpapz9jcpxhs5n44wzekftjqjqgzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zh84xd6 I’m just not that into being awake 2026-02-10T20:15:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspmatuxafu3vk5ae7y628atwtzytqn88edukv6hlqndhdvcfl2f3qzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zsggzp0 Never forget what the internet should have been <br/><br/><a href="https://homerswebpage.neocities.org/">https://homerswebpage.neocities.org/</a> 2026-02-07T16:13:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqqtamhuvxgl66n240hh8d80cxlcpnjz30ja57z8l3nceqqjqn95gzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zaw4lmu Did you some people only sleep for a third of their lives? <br/><br/>🙄 Amateurs 2026-02-06T15:45:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq6tn0mh2zvlche7f2l56x35wj62afj7sae27lf8dtafhd35m2ueczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zfqqdhh Wait… is “disappointment” short for “dentist appointment” ?? 2026-02-05T14:37:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswglt823v8u4tq40awfnkzhadf50uyn3v06hmwtnea9y3m37f0p6szyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zksfm5u Live footage of me trying to live my life and have a nice day<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/116/013/264/866/180/948/original/cd586d5f8e902e78.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-04T16:20:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqdmrfu762tl3n0uqzd56w588prmvk62ge4uwrq2tzlwza2fl3ahqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z45n5ml is the bar tender here?<br/><br/>#joke #dadJoke 2026-02-03T01:16:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq9l5yp2vyu4hhmeg9nzlqpxqhmw34v656mws9cc8thplpnf7577gzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zlltqfg Wait… y’all have comfort zones? Where’d you get those!?! 2026-02-02T23:49:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspqu4lezw4xrxeleq5gcltlxc4kdllpk60r35r32kpc57j0hq9cuqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zxqeuwa It was a real Shih Tzu 2026-01-31T18:23:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdc4x46wr5fvck6078plqwxwsnnryy46m6v66ccjdqxtgnf5a08uczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zxqc6vh New zine: Nothing About This Is Normal<br/><br/>print a copy, if you&#39;d like: <a href="https://screamingintothefuture.com/printable-zines/">https://screamingintothefuture.com/printable-zines/</a><br/><br/>#fuckICE #zine #zines<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/115/990/869/518/164/568/original/f29d586cd84a48ca.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/115/990/869/517/311/231/original/a23497fbe9e85147.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/115/990/869/556/710/379/original/bb9d766880e44a49.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/115/990/869/490/817/688/original/269e4ccfdee4f353.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-31T17:26:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs04vfw0p5pa0gmpdrh095v98u8nvppywam09wm9t3slq6e60x2ymczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zvuafph In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg9ryl47476jacs3zf2eg0clq3engktjklznmjj0p92f50tng8zecgjkp7s'>nevent1q…kp7s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>it’s a real lose-lose situation 2026-01-29T23:30:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvywepupha0ahr225fx5ua3fgnnzfg72r5eqkrfg05pgvhfh3yncqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z3m5plj I knew that if I bought the snacks I would eat the snacks<br/><br/>So I didn’t buy the snacks<br/>So that I wouldn’t eat the snacks<br/><br/>But now I want snacks<br/>And I don’t have any snacks <br/><br/>#woeIsMe 2026-01-29T22:29:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs873l96zk789mlzhtajw5t83qrqgddcat4n6rpugm5peahxghxs3szyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zs3l7j8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswpg5jvfwht2x2f0mp0pt0a5psyw4hcyj3aad9nyyvkghpc6n8ccghsph7n'>nevent1q…ph7n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>to the tune of the Flipper theme song (if anyone remembers that)<br/><br/>They call her Pancake, Pancake <br/>Floppy big brown ears<br/>No one you see<br/>Is as cuddly as she<br/>🎶 2026-01-28T18:11:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstu0jpltvu907am7t9at420ttpdes4qjuwz5ekksmj32mqft7he7gzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zl28thd Cool ranch <br/><br/>#joke #dadJokes 2026-01-26T15:40:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswfe28vcqcysaff0vmejlnhqkqqdkps2nhfs40n6g2elek2l7gkngzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zcc3ahx The world would probably be a better place if we were still asking Jeeves 2026-01-24T01:15:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv26qx9wwxxk5rp0ylwp4vf2p0cvw7twwf65hjy5ej05h30xssnqczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z2e5tw7 So they can beat the crowd 2026-01-22T02:26:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ug3q299cgqfv985crj5vuw3eeh7nm3fcqgunf0azzwfse5rew8czyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zy6wqza In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgq6pf95gk67mvygugw9r6hjuagal5x24en7tx4t480gnt8sugw7ccwpch4'>nevent1q…pch4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Definitely made me think of this<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/115/930/305/607/890/884/original/c880bcd268f0eb9f.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-21T00:42:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgq6pf95gk67mvygugw9r6hjuagal5x24en7tx4t480gnt8sugw7czyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zd8pwcu Saw this on Reddit and it just made my day <br/><br/>Just died.<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/115/930/298/389/212/905/original/3c53ee6a571b7198.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-21T00:40:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstdlaxecl3n3dz2gv2y40sskglheedqyy6mg2qwnykp77t5tst23gzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4znjz935 My state’s Secretary of State just shared my voting info, ss#, and who knows what else to the Federal Government. <br/><br/>So… yeah…. 2026-01-20T22:46:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgyxxh4u8yl3a02tl7h49t83yc8eaz96t0rlz26h9agmwwyaccynqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zfnuu34 “[T]here are some things within our social order to which I am proud to be maladjusted and to which I call upon you to be maladjusted. I never intend to adjust myself to segregation and discrimination. I never intend to adjust myself to mob rule. I never intend to adjust myself to the tragic effects of the methods of physical violence and to the tragic militarism … God grant that we will be so maladjusted that we will be able to go out and change our world …” <br/><br/>Happy #MartinLutherKing days 2026-01-19T14:29:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvukayua5f58wxlpjgu9kk9vmpsvwqvwefsqf4jtxdn4j96nq0uygzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zsldktp Icy dead people 2026-01-16T20:06:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw2hqqwkj5wxvradpmpkwl5s7p6w4fdqtkcqhcewphvf3rsnl8n7qzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zwefhux Spouse plans to petition Guitar Center to make this real <br/><br/><a href="https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/">https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/</a><br/><br/>#music #guitarCenter #theOnion 2026-01-15T15:39:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgff7mz2lkgyf8v8wqsuuqghsz0k4396kgzymxghqe5cphzg9rpfszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zrm2kaz I’m only living well for purposes of revenge. I really hope my enemies take note and are appropriately upset 2026-01-15T01:20:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8quagvapzgzwtszul0q9ch6z0l2cmszmq6v3y4wp95pd8vsf4u0szyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z3fwuy8 Ahhh! I just finished Bear by Julia Phillips and now all my feelings are feeling!! <br/><br/>#books #bookstodon<br/> <img src="https://glammr.us/system/media_attachments/files/115/890/372/065/802/940/original/5fb4582ce8c7e825.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-13T23:26:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw8judglq69my7pa6hnyf2egspagktaccltfnpal4zpagw6tz98nqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z6cy2qa So long bookcase, hello pickle case <br/><br/><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/01/13/nyc-bookstore-donate-books-for-pickles/88148268007/">https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/01/13/nyc-bookstore-donate-books-for-pickles/88148268007/</a><br/><br/>#books #pickles #choices 2026-01-13T15:14:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswjxenpn0dvzly7eygfc8x8vwgvwjh5ejxxhcxueuye2h5m2cvtjgzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4znhz3ka A write-up of my little zine community community ❤️❤️🤘🤘<br/><br/><a href="https://www.nola.com/louisiana_inspired/inside-baton-rouge-zine-scene/article_a67a1148-98e4-51e8-b5a0-511e8a8e0dd5.html">https://www.nola.com/louisiana_inspired/inside-baton-rouge-zine-scene/article_a67a1148-98e4-51e8-b5a0-511e8a8e0dd5.html</a><br/><br/>#zine #zines #zineClub 2026-01-12T16:00:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0pv4jyw8j3l84r3kfdl5rrw8hdxkxk0r3qpaxp4nc74ms34a3gvgzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z5jyq9q “To the parents or guardians of …”<br/><br/>I love being a parent, don’t get me wrong, but ‘guardian’ sounds pretty rad 🦸‍♀️<br/><br/>#parenting 2026-01-10T01:25:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqu34ymrakvdx6k6nzzm6xlduy5e2xutt9r07dc338a3r0xmwuenszyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z0075ze And not to brag but I can also tell when they’re seated and standing<br/><br/>#joke 2026-01-05T18:09:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqewj88nhquzd6kc4h9k0g9cq8wxpu4g370j9l83w8kpru2zr5v7szyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zmqze7r Just found out 8yo uses “looks like their back hurts” as a synonym for “adult” <br/><br/>#parenting 2026-01-05T01:29:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp7f88fhkj44f5c82fnyss5ptfp0yux8glu4pwnuy0t0y7w7eymlqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4ztt9ekt Despite the amount I pay in convenience fees I don’t really feel all that convenienced 2026-01-01T20:56:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstp2wt8a9fchwxvvth4x2n34m4upuh69z8zv83l8ux84nlfnjzpxgzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z0n0r2l Hey fediverse, when you get a chance, please tell your dog I said hi. All dogs are great. And yours is really great. <br/><br/>❤️🐶 2025-12-30T23:59:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfppd5zy20yl0jwdfxvqfuy0wuvj0gc0y4l7hv3geavjttyjksheqzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4ztj6d0f I am disappointed-when-the-grocery-store-impulse-buy-options-are-uninteresting years old 2025-12-30T20:33:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxw3p7a4wxs9cntj9pwuvfmjd5kstaqtn0azhx52h34eylla244gczyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4z26jpd6 In fact, I’m surprised they kill any sharks at all <br/><br/>🐄🦈<br/><br/>#joke #jokes 2025-12-29T15:17:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvdfxwzscl9khh2rmvdgrret43ltfp775wafrhysayhlztl55vh3qzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zr7gg26 After that, who cares about them. They’re a mile away, plus you have their shoes. <br/><br/>#jokes #lifeAdvice #protip #lifeHack 2025-12-27T14:41:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgr7473z2cdalsksw0eyvz9ev04j4wldhyjxa2kj4ax9h9mfpmsfgzyrtx0txhnnl347psfx5hjwag465vwjns07zrh5f8hrxxm392sne4zrcayn6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8g8wr4u3w80c0zr42py4md8wfq058ulxujrnn68uqn5xeryt2k2sfkr0ep'>nevent1q…r0ep</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🎉❤️❤️🎉 2025-12-27T03:35:39Z