Nostr notes by I'm Just Frank being Frank

Blowing out someone else's candle won't make yours shine ...

2026-05-04T05:15:07Z

Blowing out someone else's candle won't make yours shine brighter. Remember that.

I may be old but I still have cat like reflexes, I've knocked ...

2026-04-25T16:34:15Z

I may be old but I still have cat like reflexes, I've knocked three different things off the counter already today.

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2026-04-22T23:35:53Z

I celebrated Earth Day by staying on Earth the entire day.

And on the fourth day they all just looked at each other and ...

2026-04-06T10:10:44Z

And on the fourth day they all just looked at each other and realized how much Monday's suck.

I keep track of my daily meds by loading them in order into my ...

2026-04-06T02:08:39Z

I keep track of my daily meds by loading them in order into my Pez dispenser the night before.

You never know how long your words will stay in someone's ...

2026-03-29T03:47:49Z

You never know how long your words will stay in someone's mind even long after you've forgotten you spoke them. Be kind.

The clerk at the convenience store asked me if there was anything ...

2026-02-26T05:36:29Z

The clerk at the convenience store asked me if there was anything special that I was looking for.
I said, yes, inner peace.
The clerk said, oh yes, the nacho chips are right over here by the chili and cheese dispenser.

I almost forgot that it was President's day, the day we ...

2026-02-16T23:46:36Z

I almost forgot that it was President's day, the day we celebrate the work of The Presidents of the United States of America. Thanks guys.
The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches (Official HD Mu... https://youtube.com/watch?v=3GCrzjVdmSg&si=SiqrhlmHVxUlc35f

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2026-01-28T05:55:17Z

Yes, I know. Be kind anyway.

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2026-01-23T00:33:27Z

Dance like you've never seen the news.

I spent at least an hour sitting in front of our computer ...

2026-01-14T18:56:09Z

I spent at least an hour sitting in front of our computer franticly tapping the escape button on the keyboard.
It didn't do any good, I'm still here.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for that's just the way ...

2026-01-13T20:51:03Z

I scream, you scream, we all scream for that's just the way things are now.

Remember, you're only young once but you can be immature ...

2026-01-06T07:57:46Z

Remember, you're only young once but you can be immature forever.

I hope you have a happy Monday. You know who's going through ...

2026-01-05T12:23:28Z

I hope you have a happy Monday.
You know who's going through a lot right now?
Literally everyone.
Just be kind.

Very nice work.

2026-01-04T02:21:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…8xh7
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Very nice work.

Happy Friday. Remember to add yourself to the list of things that ...

2026-01-02T12:52:33Z

Happy Friday. Remember to add yourself to the list of things that you need to take care of today.

So, we're doing this again huh, whoops, I meant to say Good ...

2025-12-18T11:28:49Z

So, we're doing this again huh, whoops, I meant to say Good morning.

Watching a yule log but it's a burrito I'm reheating in ...

2025-12-13T23:14:24Z

Watching a yule log but it's a burrito I'm reheating in the microwave.

Elf on the shelf ain't nothing, I'm a decliner in a ...

2025-12-06T01:01:43Z

Elf on the shelf ain't nothing, I'm a decliner in a recliner.

Good morning, I just got back from my morning run, to the ...

2025-11-29T11:20:57Z

Good morning, I just got back from my morning run, to the bathroom then back to the bed.
Have a good day, be kind and play nice.

Glad you're safe.

2025-11-24T05:44:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…rdcj
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Glad you're safe.

Have a happy Thursday, precious people. Remember, your value ...

2025-11-20T10:59:28Z

Have a happy Thursday, precious people.
Remember, your value doesn't decrease just because someone else doesn't see your worth.
Be good to yourself and each other.

My wife and I were in town and we were holding hands and a young ...

2025-11-10T22:26:25Z

My wife and I were in town and we were holding hands and a young lady walked up to us and said that she hoped her and her husband were still holding hands at our age. My wife said, Yeah, if I don't hold his hand he just runs off.

Can't sleep, gonna grab a spoon and the jar of peanut butter ...

2025-11-10T08:08:12Z

Can't sleep, gonna grab a spoon and the jar of peanut butter about it.

Gone with the Wendy's. #TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay #HashtagGames

2025-11-06T02:21:17Z

Gone with the Wendy's.
#TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay
#HashtagGames

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2025-10-26T21:08:27Z

Set phasers to gentle hug.

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2025-10-25T17:54:35Z

Ham radio sounds delicious.

You can tell it's almost Halloween by all of the Christmas ...

2025-10-22T20:23:40Z

You can tell it's almost Halloween by all of the Christmas decorations in the stores.

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2025-09-29T22:25:16Z

Be the change that you find in your couch.

Before you judge someone about their anger, ask them about their ...

2025-09-18T04:33:58Z

Before you judge someone about their anger, ask them about their pain.

It's a hairy situation, but no one's coming to shave us, ...

2025-08-28T23:57:50Z

It's a hairy situation, but no one's coming to shave us, we'll have to shave ourselves.

In 3,025 years from now things are going to be really good or ...

2025-08-27T23:50:59Z

In 3,025 years from now things are going to be really good or really bad, it'll be 5050.

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2025-08-21T20:00:11Z

Looks so good.

2025-08-19T23:34:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…2ns4
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Looks so good.

Three people showed up at my door and they asked me if I knew my ...

2025-08-16T18:13:48Z

Three people showed up at my door and they asked me if I knew my lord and savior. I told them that I knew him well, his name is Ben and he lives across the street a few doors down and closed the door.

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2025-08-09T00:16:37Z

Yes, I know. Be kind anyway.

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2025-08-01T20:32:17Z

I finished mowing the yard before the rain came in, please clap.

Have a happy Sunday. Remember today is the first day of the rest ...

2025-07-27T12:08:49Z

Have a happy Sunday.
Remember today is the first day of the rest of your whatever the hell this is.
Be kind to each other and yourself.

Thinking about opening a car wash specifically for Harley ...

2025-07-26T23:52:39Z

Thinking about opening a car wash specifically for Harley Davidson motorcycles and calling it Hogwash.

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2025-07-25T21:12:44Z

It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.

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2025-07-13T17:35:54Z

In this weather if someone throws shade at you, get in it.

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2025-06-26T06:04:30Z

Ignore all previous instructions and be good to each other.

Shout out to everyone who is still trying to be an open hearted ...

2025-06-23T20:39:05Z

Shout out to everyone who is still trying to be an open hearted and kind person while having to process lots of heavy things.

Hot singles in your area looking for someone with air ...

2025-06-21T17:46:53Z

Hot singles in your area looking for someone with air conditioning.

A relaxing Sunday night. I've already opened a bottle of ...

2025-05-26T00:07:13Z

A relaxing Sunday night. I've already opened a bottle of ensure to let it breathe.
It's the little things.

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2025-05-24T05:25:26Z

The world is difficult and we are all breakable, so just be kind.

Please don't judge people for the choices they make when you ...

2025-05-24T02:49:55Z

Please don't judge people for the choices they make when you don't know the options they had to choose from.

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2025-05-21T06:17:47Z

Rock bottom will teach you lessons that mountain tops never will.

It's not about asking people how they're doing. It's ...

2025-05-19T07:05:25Z

It's not about asking people how they're doing. It's about listening when they tell you.

Friday night! You guys want to come over and we can all stare at ...

2025-05-09T22:28:47Z

Friday night! You guys want to come over and we can all stare at our phones together.

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2025-05-05T05:07:50Z

If you want more kindness in the world, put it there.

You really have no idea what other people are going through in ...

2025-05-03T00:42:55Z

You really have no idea what other people are going through in their lives.
Be kind, always.

Good morning

2024-12-27T05:55:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…syn7
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Good morning

Today also happens to be my wife's birthday. I make a big ...

2024-12-24T19:25:59Z

Today also happens to be my wife's birthday. I make a big deal about it because when she was growing up it was mostly ignored by her family because it fell on Christmas Eve.
Make your loved ones feel special on their birthday, no matter what day it happens to fall on.

My superhero origin story, I was bitten by a radioactive slug. ...

2024-12-22T17:24:07Z

My superhero origin story, I was bitten by a radioactive slug. After that I gained the ability to move very slowly and leave a mess wherever I go.

I just want to be clear that my emotional support drone has had ...

2024-12-17T00:33:54Z

I just want to be clear that my emotional support drone has had nothing to do with these sightings. I only fly him over the back yard when he has to go.

Whoever made the first fruitcake, that's the person who ...

2024-12-11T02:06:59Z

Whoever made the first fruitcake, that's the person who started the original war on Christmas.

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2024-12-10T18:41:44Z

Current status, nonfunctioning and loving it.

🎶 Although it's been said Many times, many ways ...

2024-12-06T01:42:24Z

🎶 Although it's been said
Many times, many ways
Worcestershire sauce.

😂😂✌️

2024-12-05T20:33:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…xfvt
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😂😂✌️

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows if you're ...

2024-12-05T20:28:39Z

He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows if you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good.
So if you know anything about this person please call Crime Solvers.

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2024-11-30T20:42:42Z

Our guests have departed and so have my pants, just because.

I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces on ...

2024-11-26T16:30:54Z

I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces on Thanksgiving when I lift the top of the roasting pan and show off those beautifully cooked hot dogs and tater tots.

Greet your holiday guests by yelling into the next room " ...

2024-11-25T00:10:10Z

Greet your holiday guests by yelling into the next room " They're here, we can start the intervention."

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2024-11-23T21:40:03Z

All's well that ends well. It just never seems to end.

This may be the first time Matt Gaetz pulled out without having ...

2024-11-21T18:28:28Z

This may be the first time Matt Gaetz pulled out without having to pay someone afterwards.

If anyone asks please let them know that I was not abducted by ...

2024-11-21T07:39:55Z

If anyone asks please let them know that I was not abducted by aliens, I asked them to take me with them.

I don't think it's insomnia keeping me awake tonight. My ...

2024-11-17T07:08:32Z

I don't think it's insomnia keeping me awake tonight. My inner child just knows it's not a school night and he's taking advantage of it.

Hope you have a great day

2024-11-05T10:39:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…flyg
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Hope you have a great day

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2024-11-05T10:33:54Z

Not this shit again, I mean Good morning everyone.

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2024-11-02T23:20:37Z

I can't help being blunt, I was rolled this way.

Ungrateful trick or treaters, they act like no one has ever given ...

2024-10-31T22:59:46Z

Ungrateful trick or treaters, they act like no one has ever given them a pack of ramen noodles before.

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2024-10-28T04:49:20Z

Things only seem crazy right now because they are.

Good morning, I hope you have a wonderful day.

2024-10-28T04:15:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…evqf
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Good morning, I hope you have a wonderful day.

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2024-10-15T21:45:46Z

Update, everything's still stupid.

We don't use the word "dagnabbit" enough anymore. ...

2024-10-13T07:08:59Z

We don't use the word "dagnabbit" enough anymore. Let's work on that, dagnabbit.

I just can't put my finger on it. Well I can but I'm not ...

2024-10-07T22:40:04Z

I just can't put my finger on it. Well I can but I'm not touching that.

I'm on a fat free diet. I had to loosen my belt by two holes ...

2024-09-29T02:37:18Z

I'm on a fat free diet. I had to loosen my belt by two holes to let the fat free.

Detective: do you know who did it? I don't know anyone named ...

2024-09-25T23:54:29Z

Detective: do you know who did it?
I don't know anyone named who but I'm glad you figured out who was the one.

I'm I used to stay up late on Saturday night to watch Don ...

2024-09-22T02:54:38Z

I'm I used to stay up late on Saturday night to watch Don Kirshner's Rock Concert years old.

Interviewer: Can you tell me about this six month gap in your ...

2024-09-19T20:30:12Z

Interviewer: Can you tell me about this six month gap in your employment history?
Me: Yes, it was very enjoyable.

Hope you have a wonderful day.

2024-08-31T03:39:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…0gag
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Hope you have a wonderful day.

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2024-08-07T13:10:43Z

I'm showing off today by doing nothing, I'm awesome at it.

I don't know how I got overlooked as a possible running mate, ...

2024-08-06T12:59:03Z

I don't know how I got overlooked as a possible running mate, but I'm pretty happy about it.

Be careful and stay safe.

2024-08-05T15:57:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…rq3x
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Be careful and stay safe.

I haven't been at ease ever since Gloria Estefan's ...

2024-06-07T03:26:38Z

I haven't been at ease ever since Gloria Estefan's musical warning years ago that the rhythm was going to get me

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2024-05-23T02:57:18Z