2026-04-26T21:17:48Z https://yabu.me Szabó Em, Enigma He-Art Director :shrimplant: https://yabu.me/npub15gncy73z5esg7y0s7y4tgqrcfrh5evgxcltesfwxnjs3k6wf80mset292m https://corteximplant.com/system/accounts/avatars/111/237/029/426/481/006/original/d73b93b1826e36c0.jpeg https://corteximplant.com/system/accounts/avatars/111/237/029/426/481/006/original/d73b93b1826e36c0.jpeg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstzctyhn9u32g3nwp24y2fk5c2gru225zp3x3u70mr5swhunfjnpczyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwz0rjkc Yo, uh, if you live in WA maybe talk to one of our reps. This is completely bonkers<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1yyr7hcs9nz68dkyvqv0mmqvsfa5cr4j7xsfpa6mf8zcmhher3c7sc6lyn2" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nullagent</span> (<span class="italic">npub1yyr…lyn2</span>)</a></span> <a href="https://partyon.xyz/@nullagent/115940443550523770">https://partyon.xyz/@nullagent/115940443550523770</a> 2026-01-22T19:55:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd0m2xw5gnu8hscsevykrhltuska88z5k8l3eejyt4fz2mwzayg8szyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwadu5za In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg666v4udj4yekg9lm63qtxkh7ncmfnphg04qefqcf2sct367pzrq8lq2dn'>nevent1q…q2dn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have heard of it, but I don&#39;t do it tho. I&#39;m a cold pizza kinda monster :kekw: 2026-01-11T00:20:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg5gkraerg2alg8h2l524msp2tuaecyah8wgkw6ucjz8468ekd2cczyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwrxjkye stress-relief.jpg<br/><br/>#glitchArt #glitch<br/> <img src="https://corteximplant.com/system/media_attachments/files/115/572/643/548/622/482/original/cd5b44c9d992e959.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-18T20:45:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9vrv0n9xlz0pd9vh8qjegg3kpr4fl8cnlsten87ws79vzzc8krzszyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalw0vs6wm The amount of people who don&#39;t know paprika, bell peppers, jalapeños, and habeñeros (plus a gorillion other varieties) are all the same plant is....unnerving.<br/><br/>Not trying to be rude, but:<br/><br/>PSA for anyone who is white and not hungarian (likely this cohort is mainly murican lol): paprika has flavor. Just cause you bought months old dried bullshit from your local kroger don&#39;t mean it ain&#39;t tasty. It can be spicy. It can be sweet. It can be smokey, red, yellow, or orange. It can be all the things that pepper plants are known for. Just don&#39;t buy &#34;big top corpo dried nonsense&#34;. That&#39;s why you think it has no flavor.<br/><br/>Sincerely, <br/>Someone who loves paprika too much 2025-11-17T17:01:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstxts2ams7ezhdawye7teqzl0elnrxyn7z3rtyr597dehlwlk99ggzyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalw66y7cz Fellow digital artists, this is your reminder to do arm, neck, and back stretches.<br/><br/>Drink some water too. 2025-11-03T22:03:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8tx2sz8y6hscy4yhm2v6neq0hy8w8vqhhr2nuftzvvcjg5k97tggzyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwjwxrnz &#34;Not everyone has enough time to learn how to draw/paint/make music&#34; is not a valid argument. <br/><br/>&#34;Not everyone has the talent&#34; is not a valid argument.<br/><br/>(This is an example, I am laughably too poor to actually do this, but)<br/>I am not an architect. I don&#39;t wanna spend the time to learn how to build a house. I want to live in a house.<br/>Should I:<br/>A) Hire an architect and a contractor who genuinely have the skill and time to build me a house<br/>or<br/>B) Use an &#34;ai&#34; to draft a blueprint and then ask a bunch of under-paid interns to build me a house<br/><br/>&#34;Lone-wolfing&#34; everything is the opposite of society and civilization. Stop making shitty arguments for slop generators. Wanting to listen to good music isn&#39;t the same as believing you can make good music with a slop generator.<br/><br/>Talent is a lie. Nobody has innate talent. That&#39;s peak cope. All skills take time and effort. Don&#39;t wanna do the time and effort? Then you don&#39;t actually wanna make the thing. You just wanna pretend and I find that offensive.<br/><br/>I like the boring tedium of pixel art. I don&#39;t like the boring tedium of traditional painting. Guess which one I do for a living. 2025-10-25T15:56:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxpjxzyyny4ensfdwwpsde97zwc2qu8mtklpukxmwg6q8f3khlhwqzyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalw57663y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspnvl8nmd28pam08df5npkydklnt0sdqntpy5akkpwklqx6vhe0vcjzzy7y'>nevent1q…zy7y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>O&#39;Brien? Edit: I&#39;m dumb, missed the last one 2025-10-25T04:01:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspcm2uyx2zqa8zr96vzzhvwzk2fxk6m7lluxdaf63fqduy45fnkzgzyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwdga935 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2tls39fchtqjdqgh58zqv6kkrp2r3qejwxas2ucwcjmdcmujzjwgnscark'>nevent1q…cark</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>War Pigs is literally just an acid rock anti-war hippie anthem. It&#39;s almost like fundies only care about surface level aesthetics rather than the deeper nature of &#34;love and peace&#34; their supposed messiah preached. 2025-08-01T20:33:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs222m4zxdnvxt8wvymsh2e3u4nph2nm8qh0mypdqy54p3pasqsxsszyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalw63auvq <img src="https://corteximplant.com/system/media_attachments/files/114/936/985/513/323/980/original/d5852229c4c250b5.png"> <br/> 2025-07-29T14:27:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxgvld2glt362xqvvlj0facs3cg7859a4hquyhtc0etlwyc4hm67qzyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwwzntc9 Is it British standard to not capitalize every letter in an acronym? Cause like, every article from across the pond only capitalizes the first letter of a certain red hat wearing political group and a particular agency in recent focus. This isn&#39;t a political post, just a question about writing standards in the UK.<br/><br/>They ain&#39;t words. They&#39;re short hand for several words. Seems weird to my murican-english brain goo 2025-07-15T20:35:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstkpzezc8dm670w0erunfgvxu7ar6c6zgnyfgcpnx0uj0q5mvqg4szyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwt6qp6k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszdx4yy4v0chfrjxyl6a5x4adljdsg248mtr7uhumylxwsnm9kctgs0tte2'>nevent1q…tte2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>the best street shots are serendipitous :pixelheart: 2025-07-12T15:06:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd8a69hj4zce7gqnpe6fw45449vx087g5sjz3mj4rwku3kanyq5xczyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwlfxyl6 It&#39;s done! Or rather, I&#39;m done adding to it lol<br/><br/>Here&#39;s my 28 page guide to beginning digital photography! :D<br/><br/>Normally I like releasing stuff like this for free, but I&#39;ve spent too many hours the last few months working on this. So there&#39;s a 28 page paid version ($10+) and a 5 page free version.<br/><br/><a href="https://ko-fi.com/s/8192392818">https://ko-fi.com/s/8192392818</a><br/><a href="https://jadedtwin.neocities.org/pdf/howtophotoFREE.pdf">https://jadedtwin.neocities.org/pdf/howtophotoFREE.pdf</a> 2025-06-24T23:14:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8f8dpxe83gfuee5flrwy2ekac28z86dgzgxv3vzx6m0ufragx7vgzyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwfgq6vq Blessings from my mom&#39;s cat<br/>May your drinks be protected from furry butts<br/>(Mine was not lol)<br/> <img src="https://corteximplant.com/system/media_attachments/files/114/491/502/683/987/622/original/e5999ce517e2291b.jpg"> <br/> 2025-05-11T22:16:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0220l7mxvd8pq8vkr7d522re39dwhqrdfckc4kr2k0vh0faavc2szyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalw7kxjlc Our electric waffle iron got extra messy, so my husband decided to pop it open to give it a thorough clean. Turns out it was designed to break the circuit board if you tried to pop the heating elements out to give them a proper clean.<br/><br/>This means 2 things:<br/>1. The designers intended it to never be service repaired. Ever.<br/>2. They wanted you to eat waffles exposed to old moldy bits that couldn&#39;t be properly cleaned out without breaking the damn thing.<br/><br/>So now we have a cast iron waffle maker that sits on the stove to heat up. It&#39;s from 1963 and doesn&#39;t require it&#39;s own power outlet, doesn&#39;t have a circuit board, and we can actually make sure it&#39;s clean.<br/><br/>If I can&#39;t repair it, it&#39;s worthless junk. If I can&#39;t clean it, it&#39;s worthless junk. Capitalism is worthless junk. 2025-02-11T16:48:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9cpqr0sc39ugdadu99z6666p5kgx7ssc4kekya97txp4qj9w9fwqzyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwamyhnx Klingon names are just onomatopoeias for the sounds of stuff being knocked off of tables by cats and I refuse to believe otherwise. 2024-11-21T00:35:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswx5xrvhm2uzuknw4yffs3jgg5daf5eenr200s50lk8qayyqn8fygzyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalwsxt72u A group of Inky Caps I found last year. <br/><br/>Definitely my favorite fungus (I even have a tattoo of one lol)<br/><br/>In this state they&#39;re edible (tho I hate the taste and texture of mushrooms, but I&#39;ve heard they&#39;re pretty tasty for those who do eat mushrooms) and when they get melty you can collect the ink and use it to write with (some monks in Ye Olde Times™️ used them if they couldn&#39;t get access to certain inks).<br/><br/>#photography<br/> <img src="https://corteximplant.com/system/media_attachments/files/112/972/510/808/519/111/original/eaf374dbb0b38d37.jpg"> <br/> 2024-08-16T15:59:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv57va9v6ganaeeya64asy0jktrsmhp9tdv3h9kexpu555nw4gysczyz3z0qn6y2nxprc37rcj4dqq0pyw7n93qmra0xp9c6w2zxmfeyalw5ntv64 &gt;why is my metal woke?<br/>&gt;never paid attention to the lyrics in Run to the Hills or War Pigs 2024-06-14T15:52:47Z