2026-06-05T16:08:45Z https://yabu.me burritosec :donor: :red_panda: https://yabu.me/npub15g8gge4n2yls26cjxnhjheu2e9f9nnlf9asxycy334746h9h8j3qlehwfq https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/accounts/avatars/109/247/286/152/045/740/original/521db279e66e3499.webp https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/accounts/avatars/109/247/286/152/045/740/original/521db279e66e3499.webp https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrts32u2aag62xjxj7elf7wgnr7dw099yc8dvar3sqjl9j3j39ghczyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yqmq4w9 sssllleeeuuuttthhhcccooonnnn 2026-06-05T16:08:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr6rh6m2l8lltrl46rzp9hxvqwdfsaurp3v75splfkvyhasdv93vczyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yar58mp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs02j7hqq8jjaxpg7f5yv6c2spujf006qcr3j0u4q7nhjy3hty2v8sd8wsvy'>nevent1q…wsvy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:blobcatsipsweat: 2026-05-22T22:28:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvh96rm8g0zzweklyag0tmmhpxftng5t240lehx343dz6ekwjfsfqzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72ywkch2j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgqtk68uq2tpkx53zvpghczpvnts5730lxu66dwvmqdre9jh5fqfqeslsxf'>nevent1q…lsxf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>look, if you don&#39;t fuck it up from the jump, you don&#39;t have to undo the fuckup later 2026-05-19T17:23:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxczeux5jprkv8ge85c2lpr9uu3xlpqxg7vmqlxcfefx82xephm8szyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yerxksh Inattentiveness and lacking attention to detail gets people into trouble quickly, and then they have an arduous day untangling all of the trouble to right things. 2026-05-19T17:13:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8nzsapf5uqe5kttcc6twfuhxcdk2vjcz93g87y07ezzgvvj2nl3szyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72ygu2z8y the burritosec is on PTO and having steaks and beers to celebrate. the burritosec is in full duplex mode 2026-05-13T00:05:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdc5vqkuftfjk0pr7w73sqwlejrhe845aeazwfuzzu44crteuyp6szyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yssqanw the power of spheal compels<br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/496/180/836/235/967/original/28eb4f5b24109746.webp"> <br/> 2026-04-30T23:11:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrrdpqq3qanqvu8hrzlnedgnkm35l23h9h9trva0k8gruzkvxhg3qzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yajw0je In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvudk9mmhswapvm858sv5cdaecan5wsghpmnkl64astn4ze2v32gc7tu76r'>nevent1q…u76r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>see you at RSA next year! 2026-04-14T21:44:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0c6xyq2k9r9spttnvqcry0ehyc50m9zw6j2vnxn2xfs8r4f3yswqzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yzc9em0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg5pzrh08frq8q6xdzjsrfflw3ryyq5r2cj7lgqp0ymtlrua7048c4qy9xr'>nevent1q…y9xr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/005/049/209/417/489/original/80cf9f0050c648a3.png"> <br/> 2026-02-03T05:30:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfcv0w7gv73mcrsrcga7pudxqn75ppy4csjjphtqrvte6zm5qgwdqzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yufujnw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9u2869a3rqpu57rfu9tyksx7vdnj0w5nvkvw9v76r4hpwl7x4klsgwngea'>nevent1q…ngea</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>give &#34;Aesthetica&#34; by Liturgy and &#34;Sunbather&#34; by Deafheaven some spins - blackened shoegaze is where it&#39;s at for me 2025-09-28T20:41:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9xxq9z8u5v96e5yudgdwsud7q3y8p9ju3f2e6qsu2xvlwh2g4srszyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yrwwzjx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvy59cj39493krnhhhnkx4hqchdkqtyqgtnh5t2wxew4u0ya6vmgqws5mm2'>nevent1q…5mm2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>my crimes are only ever disorganized, due to the incompetency of my lackeys and hired muscle 2025-09-23T19:06:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxwt2vtnfu025qy862auj5wm9sq6vztupvly6ght4gcv7fpp07arqzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yuxw2yw if you are not ready to have your opinion or hypothesis changed or overturned by the introduction of new information, maybe a career in information security isn&#39;t for you 2025-09-23T18:21:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg206r7gmnwawtamg42c959zc76dktxak4taf2nf0afnpvj8f8feczyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yu6ujtj 100k SIM cards racked and stacked in a random apartment in New York state but I can&#39;t buy a box of cold medicine that actually works without a photo ID and the pharmacy retaining my info for years after the purchase. 2025-09-23T16:50:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg7sshqxszqtnckh7rk3zfr7pstg6y8ukwm238yumytl3f5zrf9ygzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72ymkysz9 110% MITRE coverage bro. Gartner Magic Quadrant leader dude. #1 in a Forrester category that we paid them to create and tailored exactly to the thing we claim our product does, man. 2025-07-18T18:02:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2sxlvvhnwac3yz9rhd6qn0hn2n7ng8gf02d0vnmzw577j7xnwg6qzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yywazd3 quit hand wringing about nation-state genAI-powered threats and go fix your group policy 2025-02-28T03:42:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz9uw4m4jvm6t2kcypl88ntymfkkrq5gg7vsw8ycqtgzduyfh89pqzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72ymd5vtj think my hottest current take might be most EDRs give just enough telemetry info to system administrators to scare them into calling the company to activate an incident response, and not enough info for in-house investigators to prove or disprove literal malicious activity 2024-07-25T21:43:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv3zvww5j85edzhp07q2zhqg2v0vzltww2jt698zl2kqd2p00z97gzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72y40tzje it&#39;s just fuckin infostealers man that&#39;s it that&#39;s all anything is anymore 2024-07-24T03:06:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv7a6r6n7map0j4q9djr98fx8vkwudjlgyc69xn7ae9lm2fh6ujzczyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72y4ssgzh we are at the point where anytime anyone says &#34;enhancing the $x experience&#34; I automatically know they&#39;re making a change no one asked for to support a quarterly KPI 2024-06-25T18:42:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsztlee59rhgrqrqh5f5qsahugvyjmvv57n340ka2l5pvr5jvmp8pszyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yq5rzym Threat intel folks loooooove to talk about threat actors with other threat intel folks.<br/><br/>That&#39;s cool, but it&#39;s a closed loop.<br/><br/>If you are not talking with your sysops team, your GRC team, your c-suite, you are just blowing hot air into the desert. 2024-05-26T01:51:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr8k04whzsxfest7ug94z0m36g5evht8l4uvecgtcmurzsuxcp0xgzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72ysmlg7e [sniffling between choked sobs] listen... I just *sniff* I need you to click the AI summary button *sob*; we made it glow and spin when you mouse over it, and...and it will just...help you understand the content of the web page, that you clearly don&#39;t have time to read *hitched breath*, and my promotion from director to senior director is 1:1 correlated to how many times the button gets clicked this quarter, please just use the AI we just need this so badly my spouse already left and took the kids [full on sobbing] 2024-05-15T23:01:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyf6vrfdj6seugnsy08cjxm5cdv43ycrdgd3sztl924huu0crnjzgzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72y322r0l this industry has a funny way of giving weight to shit opinions when someone who&#39;s &#34;made their bones&#34; spouts them. 2024-03-21T23:45:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxn7tzmcrdk8rzhedmvy545s345583dvppf2pgpqsr5f9vwwgatlszyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72yfgqq9y oh my god, BEC-y, look at her DMARC. It is so bad. 2023-09-19T17:12:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0umer0fng0hc53rac48k4rvactv6637fj7a4vhdeaa6veq504q6qzyz3qaprxkdgn7pttzg6w72l83ty4ykw0ayhkqcnqjxxh6h2uku72y245979 now class, say it with me:<br/><br/>policy controls that dictate technical controls are not substitutes for actual implementation of technical controls. 2023-08-02T15:06:12Z