2023-09-10T19:33:13Z https://yabu.me Fortune https://yabu.me/npub14tunewk6jwlvr80fmrc4t79myzqn8u4whrfhpywz32x32t686d8s22q303 https://image.nostr.build/91a8f089e6312ff757dd5149aca066f8fafd8793ec1313afbc7f831d52c060af.jpg https://image.nostr.build/91a8f089e6312ff757dd5149aca066f8fafd8793ec1313afbc7f831d52c060af.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswwklcqg0729a0f8j58lsk76wrxd7g92uz3pjh87a7vta08368nyszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57yugedm I&#39;m sure a mathematician would claim that 0 and 1 are both very<br/>interesting numbers. :-)<br/> -- Larry Wall in &lt;199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org&gt; 2026-09-21T18:15:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszfh8x5sep6j5tyulqasxn2737lya2uj25j465xz53avkva4jarlgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf577fvp6z Love America -- or give it back. 2026-09-21T17:15:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ze38jfz2fw67kg0ydstq8qva6sk8kfxnfvjpd7d806x82h7hceszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57fyms4r &#34;I thought that you said you were 20 years old!&#34;<br/>&#34;As a programmer, yes,&#34; she replied,<br/>&#34;And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!&#34;<br/>&#34;You said you were blonde, but you lied!&#34;<br/>Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too,<br/>They had so much in common, you&#39;d say.<br/>They exchanged jokes and poems, and clever new hacks,<br/>And prompts that were cute or risque&#39;.<br/>He sent her a picture of his brother Sam,<br/>She sent one from some past high school day,<br/>And it might have gone on for the rest of their lives,<br/>If they hadn&#39;t met in L.A.<br/>&#34;Your beard is an armpit,&#34; she said in disgust.<br/>He answered, &#34;Your armpit&#39;s a beard!&#34;<br/>And they chorused: &#34;I think I could stand all the rest<br/>If you were not so totally weird!&#34;<br/>If she had not said what he wanted to hear,<br/>And he had not done just the same,<br/>They&#39;d have been far more honest, and never have met,<br/>And would not have had fun with the game.<br/> -- Judith Schrier, &#34;Face to Face After Six Months of<br/> Electronic Mail&#34; 2026-09-20T13:14:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs22d6jrhqdcv6zv4cehkllxk0u6t434sqkzn2fahxlwvgmqqaa26szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57wgfs7a I&#39;ve got a bad feeling about this. 2026-09-17T19:13:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs23pr49xumczs4xk4lm29saq3tepxay92w7pa7zxpallkjlg0kkrgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57k7svlv Simulated picture. 2026-09-12T03:10:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2gaw2p4tmr8c0nszzcvw8hgh2j3emd0jwrgaq44ecfz2vrt65yjgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57p49lz5 QOTD:<br/> Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his life studying statistical<br/> mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying<br/> on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn.<br/> -- Goodstein, States of Matter 2026-09-11T07:09:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswgq5rdtw5vnu4v86w7urf6ytnju9s93023msjltaee2mhdlk2epszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf577x6k6x In spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart.<br/> -- Anne Frank 2026-09-10T18:09:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsra34qaeyr73paxn803xf5akuc654fh550fxrp4w7tmmnp5rlx7kqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf577mksxs Kin, n.:<br/> An affliction of the blood. 2026-09-08T23:08:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgw0t4vv9clrgt3gul9rq05msegm2snetej9auyaul5pruhyk7gngzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57zdadf9 If we don&#39;t survive, we don&#39;t do anything else.<br/> -- John Sinclair 2026-09-05T03:06:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ezc8n9typ3j98szyc7a80y9hy2lfcdzh6e9j37h5h3j8pr3h0dczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57rw69ef He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him.<br/>He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.<br/>He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him. 2026-09-03T23:06:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrxagdq7ealw5rkhkqlnfg44zvlym99q5navwjemzaeu29dckazggzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57cv9ajt I didn&#39;t know he was dead; I thought he was British. 2026-08-31T03:04:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2eukuhedh0sca38w6uqyz80fl0vftg6cew3ryygy8mnkr4z23wsgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57h0lxd4 The mind is its own place, and in itself<br/>Can make a Heav&#39;n of Hell, a Hell of Heav&#39;n.<br/> -- John Milton 2023-12-16T16:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstyv2zrd48q4y6p4rysztxltunnmf378yw4cn6fpjulsxt4cdj9yszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57v4y8mw Boo! Goes the Christmas Ghost! 2023-12-16T15:47:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq3t0vucdk7mpp7fp42r4yxcxny7uw5f9f8njqfn9c3d4jw2pvfdgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57y5mkfq Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon. 2023-12-16T15:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv5ckw58p35uvhzs7q0rpld6uy6wzjyyc5eds7t226lez406mplqszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57kk0pvx AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE!<br/> FEAR! FIRE! FOES!<br/> AWAKE! AWAKE!<br/> -- J. R. R. Tolkien 2023-12-16T15:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswe6d0zdlz3dulqz0cx55u2dzf48q4fr6e4tkmezdyth4vacslx6gzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57jvp2uz You will be successful in love. 2023-12-16T14:30:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8853gtzzr6p0fjf5hrt9h4kqd48rew7mtpc34nppacv9m7aska4czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57pf5599 Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number<br/> GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility,<br/> of which 10% of the pages state only &#34;This page intentionally<br/> left blank&#34;, and 20% of the definitions are of the form &#34;A:.....<br/> consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks&#34;. 2023-12-16T14:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqrw4ctxvlqwrjc38fqg8xm4u9my7a89hpm9e4u8mv2kgpfhaxj2szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57ecrzse You are capable of planning your future. 2023-12-16T13:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2wgtaf9kcsasws99lp9v2mfu63jldeug8hvz9kq8qesysace0vwqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57ws4g4n Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>A: You won&#39;t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if<br/> you&#39;re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb... 2023-12-16T13:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstks08qsyexcy37gg4vtz98gnmapun3wdvjyg7ef5fvg4pzx2fy8czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57w9nx2f Today is the first day of the rest of your life. 2023-12-16T12:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfanhj3fs0t2v6j5hk9zpzpruzaejw24868972jply59yz2nj0dvszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57juyu4c Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?<br/>A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can&#39;t understand! 2023-12-16T12:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst6fqvgqq9va434jkcwjd5s9rut8jey6m03fzfjtqn3rukywpkstszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57qjd6j9 All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.<br/> -- Shakespeare, &#34;Merchant of Venice&#34; 2023-12-16T11:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0kyzylw2tcyf0qwtf9n7uflechjjvr7jz0ejqjst7kzayxwmvmnqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57aspht3 The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.<br/> -- Blaise Pascal 2023-12-16T11:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs86dsf5x06qxxf39d3reawf2lg2m4luhjlnde4f0hgwn72rgya8wgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57vhmql4 There is a 20% chance of tomorrow. 2023-12-16T10:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8kx3td3u8pu6uwk5dhv7qxrcv90cp7t8vsy6hyuulg3kye9whygczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57watzsv Talkers are no good doers.<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;Henry VI&#34; 2023-12-16T10:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsytcd3gm27827g0du9xcwq57z397nghcrvngwc7va83xurg6r4meqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57cn8mpp The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of<br/>the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at<br/>her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic<br/>Handsomas roared, &#39;Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you&#39;ll feel my<br/>steel through your last meal!&#39;<br/> -- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. 2023-12-16T09:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszacxzu50mxlhed3a5q7ra63mvw4lzztt3kgxdn7jwct9ytnty0dczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf579emf27 Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose. 2023-12-16T08:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq95j3l42ylnn6tkjntg64jr9ku5jgzmpuc2t6y0yn96nhellwclgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57cwtage Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. 2023-12-16T08:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs04ecrxfskqsgudf4as3cmp8a4nx6ta25f6npqmuqu56gjcnh4e6qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57gfcgc8 Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?<br/>A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress. 2023-12-16T07:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvg933jz4pjwzhez9330kx04acxm570ulumn8a6npn0e9ffnleuzqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57cacccy Be careful! Is it classified? 2023-12-16T07:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg4729573k0w54dr83w2m4aach0n7kr6hg9t9lnchlf66t2vu7twgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf574qsdu4 Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn&#39;t work for his father, isn&#39;t a<br/> lawyer, and believes in social causes?<br/>A: A failure. 2023-12-16T06:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2sg34vjf8t0qqmnwccu3jj8rgdvncs7lv0md5kas3f2f3p67elrczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57xu40ka Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?<br/>A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.<br/><br/>Q: How long does it take?<br/>A: It&#39;s indeterminate.<br/> It will depend upon how many flats they&#39;ve brought with them.<br/><br/>Q: What happens if you&#39;ve got TWO flats?<br/>A: They replace your generator. 2023-12-16T06:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxk86zqqrxuac9y6wn8gpt56q7llfc2zvp5d7wy0mh6x5fqz2qv2gzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf5747pgu5 Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you. 2023-12-16T05:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp99msn2lfareqxm5zwzxsdlxrr4l7najew96j9pcrqf8vj9rsedgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf579f02up Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals. 2023-12-16T05:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8jvlyc4qm67udn7ejyu9szfn5gdkgpgz2qcvjvarj2ukzcp27vyqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57kha4qc In India, &#34;cold weather&#34; is merely a conventional phrase and has come into<br/>use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather<br/>which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.<br/> -- Mark Twain 2023-12-16T04:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsduzq7yvsug9ut80dwgu90gtlx8h8wy2vdm0nwppzuflff0th7mgqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57xyjvsq You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here. 2023-12-16T04:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszxgx4z0n04yy5kdchv6xewldhtdt7dgfyrxrvvxfk0s80wfgckygzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57uu4dny You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession. 2023-12-16T03:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp3skd7ntxf9cckcsgl2hsr2rcntq45k0ywrrce4dg5tqq7t8z2uqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57tw2dzx Let me take you a button-hole lower.<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;Love&#39;s Labour&#39;s Lost&#34; 2023-12-16T03:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvy2xup3sjsmpjxmftn2cgvqvc2mk05l0nv5uvlnazmjpx5dggetgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57j3csm0 Advancement in position. 2023-12-16T02:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw46yg4ff7pttf24l9httr45d78r9ze2d0vxrtt89n3vwqpahp7uczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57vfxady Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe. 2023-12-16T02:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdyfd2axn2n2xh9ez3smgvnyfa2u5ve425m4dcjh3dxjmakacmvrqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57ahf63y This night methinks is but the daylight sick.<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;The Merchant of Venice&#34; 2023-12-16T01:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8wm9ytcsx8nqe2s40ccm7dvngfk2tajvrwzr50ngcpu6ydg79degzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57pjl8gu Your lucky number has been disconnected. 2023-12-16T01:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9d3gvh5842x7kc57r5aslrwmtr2swaw8qlp8qudnn0rj25gknhwczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57tejsrc Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton&#39;s Mountain?<br/>A: Lawn Boy. 2023-12-16T00:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0uq5vualwxafkytn9j2njethn865aatahfa0t4cg4nfs7z6pmxxqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57y9df40 Q: What&#39;s the difference between USL and the Titanic?<br/>A: The Titanic had a band. 2023-12-16T00:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyn5h9e6l4sw0guq074lmcflc85se36zcfh34sdt486jp9nk50gnszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57a705am Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?<br/>A: To get to the middle. 2023-12-15T23:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9sjjdgcyhs9wevmdm0cs3ahdl6g4rl4haw2050qu2xgp2sd4p6eczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf573snc9d You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business. 2023-12-15T22:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgswlw4439a5h0pdrzwuaaxzq2taqrttk9lt33jrj93qf48sqwgyszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57d90r7x You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained. 2023-12-15T22:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyv3ce9yklfpnhxwm2mz3wu05va4p4wldfw2draa30ulj8xahchtgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57n6z0se When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened<br/>or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I<br/>cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to<br/>go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.<br/> -- Mark Twain 2023-12-15T21:30:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsryjatcuquu3ggjn2mqdn23zqt2p36ft7hynpag3tjlu723vqr9wszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57vac3vy This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself. 2023-12-15T21:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr6p4cdtyvxe030fn6wee9dd928rwa7gum8lu0qzqhea6an8lgz5szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57kwlv58 Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn&#39;t come back?<br/>A: A stick. 2023-12-15T20:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrqmkaw9qtcn5dp0r99c90uwz5xqq479a5tlddj4zr723umsffnfczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57lghttr Be cheerful while you are alive.<br/> -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C. 2023-12-15T19:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfjq4sefmmh64773me42syfq3577yhsuja3gqsjukep8ytycvfwtgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57dpqqkt I don&#39;t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less<br/>than half of you half as well as you deserve.<br/> -- J. R. R. Tolkien 2023-12-15T19:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyghjjnkalgmp55e8mw7p00saavk5uz7h84a4pwsla83veql8m0uqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57653lat You will receive a legacy which will place you above want. 2023-12-15T18:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs23qva824a7tm4txgphg56gwjzsqvfaaccrulnv6x8lpdzrhh9zhgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57vskngk Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?<br/>A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can&#39;t understand! 2023-12-15T18:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszalznj40gtz4w2pu95lcjzh5msvgf4cwvyagx0vstxhnlq409lwgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57yxksk2 Your domestic life may be harmonious. 2023-12-15T17:30:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyjyu5e2al4qp02ejjxud0fezadazrenxq38kcdj6sn3kmtl29sjszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57mah4mr You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon. 2023-12-15T16:30:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs04pygh29q7pkltag25kqkd7q9jxvk3a68cpsdyspuvvachmz7tkgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57gtsc3a You will get what you deserve. 2023-12-15T16:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxuz3l0edr46fjl7tz2v8cu46zfgj6txcjm7t5xnc00zslzv2xwgszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57nsaa8f Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement. 2023-12-15T15:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0kzv3wwlgtxqek80dwjut3aszqt658g0rsyr0psy2zpe0s0ysq4czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57ajq3tz Q: What is purple and commutes?<br/>A: An Abelian grape. 2023-12-15T15:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9yzx33s487h4adwgrddtwa0gs5u3s2j98d4s0k6j6pe4ccvnmsvszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57lymyqy Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails,<br/>whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through<br/>the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents&#39; beds, unerringly I rush!<br/> -- Captain Ahab, &#34;Moby Dick&#34; 2023-12-15T14:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstajk0zny74t0wnugs780tk2tgn9vd5hj8v38r6e55fu0j704wgsgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57mc6g04 You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will<br/>be sold. 2023-12-15T14:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs828xkhpkpr625ttpz9ke0j9jtj73w4dyagdec65kt2u7pdmewn2czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57pdnnn4 It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man<br/>who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that<br/>there were too many prehistoric toads in it.<br/> -- Mark Twain, &#34;Pudd&#39;nhead Wilson&#39;s Calendar&#34; 2023-12-15T13:30:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0umvrtuf5x0myq4s4eyvcwfgsk35arf9pkvjy73styje5frl5wjgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57n0edp7 Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?<br/>A: To get to the middle. 2023-12-15T13:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp3a4fsc48mmhpcmu8lx8gtv9nv2wel2aewn2e32eq8nq8daxuj3szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57e97edn He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;The Taming of the Shrew&#34; 2023-12-15T12:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd0lpdzfmj9fczy8fad0u9xn8sh7jetvs4r90lre0grge52u5fc4czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57eldja2 You too can wear a nose mitten. 2023-12-15T12:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdkkdflhnuug86tnvwn0xns9dnamtmju40pqkkl960kaq6yxfngxqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf574awtnk The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference<br/>between a mermaid and a seal.<br/> -- Mark Twain 2023-12-15T11:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvdxu0n9v6enhlyjzvjkfc6wqus6av9spdqvlnkkla4qgtxhxrdkszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf570vcud9 Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. 2023-12-15T11:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyuhtvvlq50e7hykg3zkvxw6f3ve5rwckauxpcw5h4f00d93f673qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf573ejgxk Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.<br/> -- Shakespeare, &#34;Coriolanus&#34; 2023-12-15T10:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxn04t4haz2xa5cyuz30fj7gzrpj2k8v82sj4vfm348gmr7qyrjmczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57yuae2m Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?<br/>A: Throw him a rock. 2023-12-15T10:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgevzry5w52puwzmx8d4w4rf6tef5l6sfv3ag8a5d63r54urrmlugzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf577ar77l Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?<br/>A: Stay awake and wonder if there&#39;s a dog. 2023-12-15T09:30:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy0hh5n0jk8l76ecnlthshzhaa9mw0tuy22tygkfe6hn9a3e9hzaqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57w23hun Bridge ahead. Pay troll. 2023-12-15T09:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp60c862lqpftm66m92ahgkc66k9vez5fhwea2whlglj8ryxazr3szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57zk49vu Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?<br/>A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can&#39;t understand! 2023-12-15T08:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfwjnfnytzyqx2krzfgpvy4l7l0m2guht5jf25jllj4e74tmv667czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57nynpd5 You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends. 2023-12-15T08:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxh9ztg2l8d8qf7p40rs5dh2m7hxve7my43f0ru57ldkpsmcnkl3gzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57unlj32 Don&#39;t plan any hasty moves. You&#39;ll be evicted soon anyway. 2023-12-15T07:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8yzvukqkzew7rut9k2w0d4dysy3avhl04ahkz87l6u25d6g7rxagzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57f99l6h You need more time; and you probably always will. 2023-12-15T07:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdnqx69yseuqww3ytwvwev9semf3h298gdfkmjvl7207fqafq8slgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf5765w8zg Among the lucky, you are the chosen one. 2023-12-15T06:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0pl237jkz9nrmjeffxt3v0v52j4yypzanmq8n8h9v5ssfd5n0ldqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf575uufzr I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I<br/>will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all<br/>Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they<br/>teach. Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the writing on this stone!<br/> -- Charles Dickens 2023-12-15T06:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs02s874rpsyy7vldul8apkf4rsc42qay0dts9qmqc4n2f4z650yeszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57m8yuvg There are more things in heaven and earth,<br/>Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.<br/> -- Wm. Shakespeare, &#34;Hamlet&#34; 2023-12-15T05:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv93ppjwtxp99geejzpyjvfddsqrczeju4cdpjnyrr88fan2jfy5szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57vcrrdp Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you. 2023-12-15T05:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfaedv5h5z2p5f3uzt9k95ej63egrexsqz36rmh5yt5dm0ers3hyszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf573qq7y9 This was the most unkindest cut of all.<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;Julius Caesar&#34; 2023-12-15T04:30:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyvzx2rqtjkz4jg5sgm0esc2vxpuy5958kngux05m79fh98mxtyfgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57vlc6c5 A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining<br/>and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.<br/> -- Mark Twain 2023-12-15T04:00:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswf76wzu3529vksk207atdn9l09fwhyce2qc8mmgqz2jwtaszntkgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57qxvemf &#34;... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often<br/>picturesque liar.&#34;<br/> -- Mark Twain 2023-12-15T03:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8vt8cd5xr2mmxmaat8ftvvumnxtynlje4jy072zj0kxfwp488wqgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57q58ch4 Remark of Dr. Baldwin&#39;s concerning upstarts: We don&#39;t care to eat toadstools<br/>that think they are truffles.<br/> -- Mark Twain, &#34;Pudd&#39;nhead Wilson&#39;s Calendar&#34; 2023-12-15T03:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspkj0epgj3ln0vyq3j2xu98yxmwf3xmmf56wvpq927demu37y6wxszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57k05ag0 Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you. 2023-12-15T02:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyt8awjp969pvezmx3gdyz2t577rjs4fx6ug6jtenltd0vy9uv3eszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf573rgsmu Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. 2023-12-15T02:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg5y5fq6qefja3y3ua6jr4kvvd3rl3xv425dme57ck7zp6gqewn6qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57c92y2e Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female<br/> sheep bites you?<br/>A: Ewe nicks. 2023-12-15T01:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy22tm0fgj2mrxscp5lmdf0xh7wvrz6a6er46eylpk30jqv0ujq8czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57t56xs3 Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight. 2023-12-15T01:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2pel8fzreaed53pdsxm8gyneul5df0q9qrt0cze07xu8ulsrdgqqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57kzumgm Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br/>A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution. 2023-12-15T00:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxhw8n82h7uxd59pq64fr4dtuy5rsu735k4zpxdnk8kztp07tzdrczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57nyeqyf My only love sprung from my only hate!<br/>Too early seen unknown, and known too late!<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;Romeo and Juliet&#34; 2023-12-15T00:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs86ggl9g62963fs7ucqcmvurnj8q4w5ldp4r6fv7q7qc9uke7f2yqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57uttacy You enjoy the company of other people. 2023-12-14T23:30:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgs3enkc46k6tp0uxa3wdrn8a53fpq5w22a7zkphhweeuegdtxq2qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57ag5zvk You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex. 2023-12-14T23:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstu3vwzmzj4dlkhpzamxt0fnhsxa8kw9m9rkx0zmpwhegymr4g7egzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57gqym4v Things past redress and now with me past care.<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;Richard II&#34; 2023-12-14T22:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswnjadwmp3apl75hqrm43prn3eluqkyawz9693aj3cmmttq8vxwkqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57tmtn84 Q: What&#39;s tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?<br/>A: A doberman. 2023-12-14T22:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq3h5cd2qr8ra67w4fnkfcnhke6jg4phhzvaeueuhzhexs65p3fhqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf5760ctln You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you&#39;re infinitely<br/>larger than others. 2023-12-14T21:30:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswcvyfs9hyej5rap5xc50q0pzrr6j6ku4vd4jrqq846f598ms7wmgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57s56vvl As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.<br/> -- Mark Twain, &#34;Pudd&#39;nhead Wilson&#39;s Calendar&#34; 2023-12-14T21:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9sf7jvpk63z39ad2u3pfyj2f47ta35pzqzx6xddy3eucgx4ktj8czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57y07mvh Hell is empty and all the devils are here.<br/> -- Wm. Shakespeare, &#34;The Tempest&#34; 2023-12-14T20:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8me03fqvwesg2zp2tky7haxu8ajcyqrqak0zgwydqep7rpysc6fczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf570ey6fs Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?<br/>A: An offer you can&#39;t understand. 2023-12-14T20:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswk4njla305u6uqfqz7fe8ylzhwnkcy8pyaexygrrucmxwnsks62gzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57cdyj65 It&#39;s all in the mind, ya know. 2023-12-14T19:30:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrq240t7fkv4a6qxgxsuutmfgrenea5n9yz6luy86xgq0y8cj88fqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57r440mr Let me take you a button-hole lower.<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;Love&#39;s Labour&#39;s Lost&#34; 2023-12-14T19:00:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd99pg3fa33sv5c5mnr9dt8qjf3zdtndhmu855ql6yhdvrdnanrtqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57nzet6g Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br/>A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the<br/> experience. (Actually, Californians don&#39;t screw in<br/> light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)<br/><br/>Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br/>A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all<br/> those Californians trying to share the experience. 2023-12-14T18:30:02Z