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Forgotten puppy? :monkahmm:

2026-07-11T19:49:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…cxmm
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Forgotten puppy? :monkahmm:

Since when are human beings prone to doing things that are ...

2026-07-07T09:12:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…hmak
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Since when are human beings prone to doing things that are healthy for them?

Cold hands are only permitted down your boyfriend's pants, ...

2026-07-06T22:09:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…rrux
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Cold hands are only permitted down your boyfriend's pants, and that's only because it's hilarious.

Cold hands on boobs. :cry_angry:

2026-07-06T21:58:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…0sh2
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Cold hands on boobs. :cry_angry:

I might have joked about hand bras, but there is something ...

2026-07-06T21:46:26Z

I might have joked about hand bras, but there is something legitimately relaxing and soothing about having someone hold your boobs for you. Especially if you're sleepy.

I assumed your comment was more angled towards a lack of adult ...

2026-07-06T18:59:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…uvas
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I assumed your comment was more angled towards a lack of adult interest in general. :anthink:

Pretty much. I didn't really start on anime until after high ...

2026-07-06T18:54:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…a7kx
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Pretty much. I didn't really start on anime until after high school, and I'm early twenties now.

I'm an adult and a fan. :menherawave:

2026-07-06T18:51:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…p3cj
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I'm an adult and a fan. :menherawave:

When did my post about my morning antics become a damn TCOAL ...

2026-07-04T19:14:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…xv26
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When did my post about my morning antics become a damn TCOAL discussion? :angryskele:

Good morning, love. ...

2026-07-04T19:04:51Z

Good morning, love.

Then you can wear the dog collar I once bought for myself. It ...

2026-07-04T19:00:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…lv3r
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Then you can wear the dog collar I once bought for myself. It would be the only one of my collars that would fit someone else (my neck is small, and my chokers were chosen to fit).

Doesn't matter. Yes or no? :posse_smile:

2026-07-04T18:58:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…6p36
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Doesn't matter. Yes or no? :posse_smile:

Only if you wear a collar of my choosing. :smug:

2026-07-04T18:56:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…fkan
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Only if you wear a collar of my choosing. :smug:

Anime with Maple and baked goods. :KonataHappy:

2026-07-04T18:54:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…mzkp
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Anime with Maple and baked goods. :KonataHappy:

I have small hands, but my grip strength is impressive. ...

2026-07-04T18:49:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…frx8
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I have small hands, but my grip strength is impressive. :blobyeengrin:

I would choke the shit out you while you did, y'know. Try and ...

2026-07-04T18:44:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…3y2l
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I would choke the shit out you while you did, y'know. Try and stop yourself from stroking one too many times when your vision is going blurry and your head's spinning. :peacock_nod:

No? I didn't think so. :ArcticFoxHappy: Now get to playing ...

2026-07-04T18:41:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…yrg5
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No? I didn't think so. :ArcticFoxHappy: Now get to playing with yourself, slut.

You can say no if you want. Go right ahead. :otaku_smile:

2026-07-04T18:39:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…eprq
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You can say no if you want. Go right ahead. :otaku_smile:

Don't make me laugh. I've seen more dominant Canadians. ...

2026-07-04T18:35:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…6dgm
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Don't make me laugh. I've seen more dominant Canadians. :flan_laugh:

You'd fail immediately anyways. :flan_laugh:

2026-07-04T18:31:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…j0nq
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You'd fail immediately anyways. :flan_laugh:

Someone else looking for a cum ban? :02laugh:

2026-07-04T18:30:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…37xf
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Someone else looking for a cum ban? :02laugh:

She'll be _fiiiiiiiine._

2026-07-04T18:28:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…qch5
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She'll be _fiiiiiiiine._

Close. The correct answer for full points is: "whatever ...

2026-07-04T18:20:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…dvr8
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Close. The correct answer for full points is: "whatever length you decide to hammer down my whore throat, Maple."

Wrong answer. Try again.

2026-07-04T18:17:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…cyml
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Wrong answer. Try again.

Also, what length can you swallow without gagging?

2026-07-04T18:16:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…n8qy
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Also, what length can you swallow without gagging?

Just so you know, those same boobs are being played with right ...

2026-07-04T18:14:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…lrhk
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Just so you know, those same boobs are being played with right now, and I'm hugging @xeffy's plushie into them. :neuroevilsmug:

You could've taken a boob pic into that shower with you. ...

2026-07-04T18:12:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…dmmf
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You could've taken a boob pic into that shower with you. :shrug_akko:

I've dropped to 95 lbs. My friend pointed out that some ...

2026-07-04T12:04:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…ukpe
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I've dropped to 95 lbs. My friend pointed out that some rottweilers weigh more than me.

I need to get back up to 97-98 lbs. Active running keeps me from getting much higher than that.

All. I need to put on a few pounds.

2026-07-04T11:29:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…q870
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All. I need to put on a few pounds.

Yes please. :buncomfy1:

2026-07-04T11:23:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…l0u8
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Yes please. :buncomfy1:

I've moved my run from this morning to tomorrow - I already ...

2026-07-04T11:22:32Z

I've moved my run from this morning to tomorrow - I already had a run planned, but I'll just go double distance or time, depending on what I feel like. Today, I have zero intention of getting out of bed.

Well this conversation is a downer.

2026-07-04T02:32:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…khav
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Well this conversation is a downer.

Serves me well enough.

2026-07-04T02:26:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…5kzt
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Serves me well enough.

Blow your load out instead. :KonataHappy:

2026-07-03T04:12:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…e2du
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Blow your load out instead. :KonataHappy:

Earn it. :smug:

2026-07-03T04:12:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…4tnh
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Earn it. :smug:

Goon past the goon headaches and it'll get better. I promise. ...

2026-07-03T04:11:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…f5tt
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Goon past the goon headaches and it'll get better. I promise. :ArcticFoxPure:

Hell no. I get fucked, I don't do the fucking.

2026-07-03T04:10:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…fuup
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Hell no. I get fucked, I don't do the fucking.

Gooning will help with that. :headnod:

2026-07-03T04:04:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…wlxd
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Gooning will help with that. :headnod:

Someone should just force a cock down your throat. Make you take ...

2026-07-03T04:01:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…4jxs
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Someone should just force a cock down your throat. Make you take it.

You'll end up loving it. :floofSmug_256:

Repetition. Need to train your throat to accept it so you smother ...

2026-07-03T03:53:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…qp7c
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Repetition. Need to train your throat to accept it so you smother your gag reflex.

Can't handle a bit of throat fuckery? :floofSmug_256:

2026-07-03T03:51:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…p62y
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Can't handle a bit of throat fuckery? :floofSmug_256:

A good representation of Maple's head game. It's less ...

2026-07-03T03:46:27Z

A good representation of Maple's head game. It's less smooth than this when I do it with Hideki, however, since the flare is harder to ram down my throat than a standard human-shaped dildo.

Okay, someone _needs_ to invent dolls that work like this. Then ...

2026-07-01T17:10:51Z

Okay, someone _needs_ to invent dolls that work like this. Then we can leave ours in places where they'll be picked up and fucked.

Shut up, slut. :hsmug:

2026-07-01T14:03:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…qfxu
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Shut up, slut. :hsmug:

To get back to where I was.

2026-07-01T13:28:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…lpd6
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To get back to where I was.

Followers.

2026-07-01T13:27:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…p9hf
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Followers.

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2026-07-01T13:26:02Z

Only 1132 more to go. :KonataHappy:

You think _this_ is mean? Oh, Sweets, you summer child...

2026-07-01T13:24:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…840m
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You think _this_ is mean? Oh, Sweets, you summer child...

You assume you're the subject of my yandere obsession. ...

2026-07-01T13:21:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…3v7e
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You assume you're the subject of my yandere obsession. :floofSmug_256: There's only one person who currently is, and it definitely isn't some new convert who has yet to prove their devotion. :shrug_akko:

Oh, sweetie... I won't be the one raping you. :floofSmug_256: ...

2026-07-01T13:17:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…tqp5
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Oh, sweetie... I won't be the one raping you. :floofSmug_256: I'll be letting others pay me to use you while you're vulnerable. In every hole. :devilish:

Date rape drug. You're gonna get date raped. :ina_nod:

2026-07-01T13:15:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…w298
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Date rape drug. You're gonna get date raped. :ina_nod:

Wait until after you've drank it to say that. :devilish:

2026-07-01T13:14:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…7uvm
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Wait until after you've drank it to say that. :devilish:

It'll do. I'll make you hot chocolate. :bunrunq:

2026-07-01T13:11:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…czzv
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It'll do. I'll make you hot chocolate. :bunrunq:

Couple it with cramps and I'll give you a hot chocolate in ...

2026-07-01T13:10:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…ktsc
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Couple it with cramps and I'll give you a hot chocolate in camaraderie.

You don't read my profile at all, I'm guessing. ...

2026-07-01T13:03:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…r4v5
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You don't read my profile at all, I'm guessing. :doge_laugh:

You think I can? I can understand exactly two languages, and ...

2026-07-01T12:58:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…y52m
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You think I can? I can understand exactly two languages, and neither is whatever that was.

Benefits of being "exotic", female, small, and goth - I ...

2026-07-01T12:57:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…cpck
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Benefits of being "exotic", female, small, and goth - I can eventually find someone to take an interest in me when I hang around in the right places long enough.

Fucking cheater.

2026-07-01T12:55:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…yn6n
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Fucking cheater.

Oh, I won't be sexless for anywhere near that time. If I want ...

2026-07-01T12:55:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…egkw
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Oh, I won't be sexless for anywhere near that time.

If I want sex, and don't care about who I get it from, I could have it - either through a casual hook up, or my ex-FWB. But I'm holding out for a bit longer for something better, I think.

Get in the van. :chino_gun:

2026-07-01T12:47:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…3d4n
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Get in the van. :chino_gun:

I really need to get laid. This dry spell is driving me fucking ...

2026-07-01T12:46:28Z

I really need to get laid. This dry spell is driving me fucking crazy. :cry_konata:

拒否は死を意味する :cockgun:

2026-07-01T12:44:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…z9gh
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拒否は死を意味する :cockgun:

There's some bitch outside my window who's dry heaving ...

2026-06-30T20:47:59Z

There's some bitch outside my window who's dry heaving like she's trying to deepthroat an elephant, and then giggling about it. :yuudachi_tired:

Bitch, just suffocate and die already. Some of us have better things to do than listen to you try to imitate being human. :akko_eew:

_Compliments you. Supports your life choices. Holds your hand. ...

2026-06-30T20:16:35Z

_Compliments you. Supports your life choices. Holds your hand. Calls you cute._ :noa_lewd:

I have some short story pieces I wrote it you'd like to read ...

2026-06-30T15:50:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…csml
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I have some short story pieces I wrote it you'd like to read them, done from the POV of me as a yandere. :gutsevil:

You're going to get tied up in my basement. :blobyeengrin:

2026-06-30T15:50:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…q87z
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You're going to get tied up in my basement. :blobyeengrin:

I need a guy to fuck me like Widowmaker fucks that flashlight. ...

2026-06-30T13:01:53Z

I need a guy to fuck me like Widowmaker fucks that flashlight. :meru_drool:

Way to ruin milk for me. :akko_eew:

2026-06-29T20:08:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…j204
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Way to ruin milk for me. :akko_eew:

Yandere and proud. :tomoko_grin:

2026-06-29T16:22:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…xvg3
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Yandere and proud. :tomoko_grin:

I want that outfit.

2026-06-27T14:32:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…g36s
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I want that outfit.