2025-08-27T17:25:44Z https://yabu.me Alfie Bureau https://yabu.me/npub14eqxuazqwma0ur43amya57aqgssdmgvh8xcv5fmrjw94czlha26qjqxvzt https://image.nostr.build/6003cc7e9560e6973fa852c7d3c27354c1b35e76993b52b67af6df8bca167e24.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6003cc7e9560e6973fa852c7d3c27354c1b35e76993b52b67af6df8bca167e24.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs95qtrfatrw4sk7pke4v3svkmgjq2lmsfw00w2jtfh980kal4cdlszyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgmu3ed4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrckq3vr5k9tvhh02gylvzd0ulhf88c3fwa2h6q4rpw6jll4d5aucn7dmla'>nevent1q…dmla</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And I guess I’m also posting on two different accounts now. Surely this isn’t this confusing. Am I just an idiot? 2025-08-28T22:01:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvfned9n7z3eth8ywetg0cpnt474ue4fz6zkzrw7lu9d4p4d4t4sqzyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgk4jspp 🚨 New to #Bitcoin + #Nostr 🚨<br/><br/>Hello all!<br/>I’m 17, trying to set up my first non-custodial wallet + channel… and it feels like a paradox.<br/><br/>To buy sats → I need to verify my wallet.<br/><br/>To verify → I need 1 sat.<br/><br/>To get 1 sat → I need a channel.<br/><br/>To get a channel → I need sats.<br/><br/>Basically: I’m stuck in an infinite loop of no-sats 😅<br/><br/>I’ve got an #Alby wallet but can’t zap or verify without inbound liquidity. If anyone can point me to a free way (or help me open a channel without dropping a load of cash), I’d be massively grateful 🙏<br/><br/>Surely there’s an easier way I’ve missed. Any plebs willing to help a new node get lit? ⚡<br/><br/>#Lightning #ZapLife #PlebHelp #damus 2025-08-28T21:59:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgpdm076auz52ag3sm6t0wm5jvav37tpq5fx9976e273tmxa7ekqczyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tggp69cy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg0kqdrdscpg9v8w0y3f0ved7ehcn2m2zgkcv9ppxq7xsxdvylunqyvcmcz'>nevent1q…cmcz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Based in the UK 2025-08-28T19:04:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstegue0cnqrq9qf44rw5nls5lfahtsmm0v0t7drhtyaxyg8wmqmxczyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tg74x47q 🚨 New to #Bitcoin + #Nostr 🚨<br/><br/>I’m 17, trying to set up my first crypto wallet and I have an alby account and wallet, and it just feels like a paradox. <br/><br/>To buy sats → I need to verify my wallet.<br/><br/>To verify → I need 1 sat.<br/><br/>To get 1 sat → I need a channel.<br/><br/>To get a channel → I need sats.<br/><br/>Basically: I’m stuck in an infinite loop of no-sats 😅<br/><br/>I’ve got an #Alby wallet but can’t zap or verify without inbound liquidity. If anyone can point me to a free way or help me open a channel without dropping a load of cash (although I could’ve worked in the time I spent trying to figure it out and bought a channel and a fancy dinner along the way) I’d be massively grateful 🙏⚡<br/><br/>#Lightning #ZapLife #PlebHelp #bitcoinkids 2025-08-28T18:35:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszmcp6njsk8l8y237n7m4sh6ncvkqg9zxt0mds5sfpy77uh32gs3szyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgqzk04u 🚨 New to #Bitcoin + #Nostr 🚨<br/><br/>I’m 17, trying to set up my first crypto wallet and I have an alby account and wallet, and it just feels like a paradox. <br/><br/>To buy sats → I need to verify my wallet.<br/><br/>To verify → I need 1 sat.<br/><br/>To get 1 sat → I need a channel.<br/><br/>To get a channel → I need sats.<br/><br/>Basically: I’m stuck in an infinite loop of no-sats 😅<br/><br/>I’ve got an #Alby wallet but can’t zap or verify without inbound liquidity. If anyone can point me to a free way or help me open a channel without dropping a load of cash (although I could’ve worked in the time I spent trying to figure it out and bought a channel and a fancy dinner along the way) I’d be massively grateful 🙏⚡<br/><br/>#Lightning #ZapLife #PlebHelp #BitcoinKids 2025-08-28T17:45:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqnp4d65dtknf3ycq3hdhyz9pk4w4fqvh2h7tqewplwje6al0vf4czyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgmaexsg 🚨 New to #Bitcoin + #Nostr 🚨<br/><br/>I’m 17, trying to set up my first crypto wallet and I have an alby account and wallet, and it just feels like a paradox. <br/><br/>To buy sats → I need to verify my wallet.<br/><br/>To verify → I need 1 sat.<br/><br/>To get 1 sat → I need a channel.<br/><br/>To get a channel → I need sats.<br/><br/>Basically: I’m stuck in an infinite loop of no-sats 😅<br/><br/>I’ve got an #Alby wallet but can’t zap or verify without inbound liquidity. If anyone can point me to a free way or help me open a channel without dropping a load of cash (although I could’ve worked in the time I spent trying to figure it out and bought a channel and a fancy dinner along the way) I’d be massively grateful 🙏⚡<br/><br/>#Lightning #ZapLife #PlebHelp #BitcoinKids 2025-08-28T15:57:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfgtzu4kd0juxayvr2het8w0wg2q0z4zk9csz725w378xa5hhkxtgzyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tg5u66wz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8txt8f38gkzuys4me87qxdtsg9v5rfpvy9uphf7uzpqu69mgt5qgyp7xr2'>nevent1q…7xr2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Still don’t think it did 😭😭 <br/>Oh well I’ll figure it out tmr, tysm bro 2025-08-27T22:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszc0d376xya7pvw4nzaatgyjg6ma6haap9nvanvcrw4zhvnyly68szyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgkf4phn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyt3fwdlxed8dvxwkcylvhnjjw8dr23hzhqxfzaae9kl0sfc6ycyq8k6fga'>nevent1q…6fga</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They know when I get my first taste I’m gonna make too much so they had to nerf me 2025-08-27T22:23:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr0cvlkc0n5tc2w0tnkuwzws7kfww90q77unzcgygqekaustz482czyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tggqykfx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2mr8f34v8g4q6snumk2rpwn94vd77fw540e73ygmqlj3une9fytgz40lv8'>nevent1q…0lv8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>lnbc10n1p527m92dqqnp4qgf0v0vgcdxvemg5krx3xgfmjmg05afx9njs9d9k3cxn9tsxjre6kpp52c249thr8ulq6r0ssjzyn5hzwlfx7au9hqx49uw9wjc9sfmh9p3qsp5yk6s96cg3m89xsc36gumkcfkpl3wd7dj6syhn8kmqhg47wy84vss9qyysgqcqpcxqyz5vqulsvw5efz4yn8gmm5j9j6ur8xjttu6wv6r0h6jp307a5ksca2canfx28lefgm3vvd5gmzpnnmfuxnnm5fwcxkgtr26ptd0jfr2nqxagpguwd4e 2025-08-27T20:38:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw5cep5xywnayetzea8zxzwr6jtq3g46jj4tj593x8q02l9yrak7qzyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgpdmtet In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxj2rsrvtprf5ta3mjtavtj9p9u7nxzm3msu9ethk7cuksgmudyzs7ewgt2'>nevent1q…wgt2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hey, the problem is I can’t find my wallet without having at least one sat in it, as I need to verify that it is my account. Bit of a weird one. 2025-08-27T20:07:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv95mr5kd86z6u6zn7rqyn24nplta8dy9cjs6mvv3zl2eh4phcleszyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgr0c3da ⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏<br/>(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it) <br/>#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr 2025-08-27T18:59:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst0k7w025lq06gxy74e7mz7x3kjvn4cnawc4sr6n2f9mr7gk7dhgszyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgewax96 ⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏<br/>(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it) <br/>#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr 2025-08-27T18:00:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqyw7ua5kgfvyl60f5qkga7lz3l5lp4x4wvmpzhsktfuujs7mnxpqzyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tg7dfrlw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfg98zue3fs2ra99lwxcveezrx9ut98msxmcc7trrfegt9aqt0xqg6p48se'>nevent1q…48se</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think my wallet is just a bug out. Thanks tho! 2025-08-27T17:28:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqtm8g4kf509x9wth4k9r6vyuyyvy8lmnt0myfrxzavgmeq9wstggzyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tg2pm0ts In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsylm0q6h4aqu9c8vll8s2gzmmj32xsmw3mcahkpep2gzcq23w80lqj6w2jf'>nevent1q…w2jf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hmmmmmm 2025-08-27T17:27:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0rsp42c8ydvp2p97crzrwca633393c2n0c6t0rj6ew562japjrhczyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgmx38ga In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstuq78en0khshya0x9v2f5cksly7xn4f3z9jqulm0c2uuhdtxdcfgc8qeda'>nevent1q…qeda</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hasn’t gone thru yet, but I’ll keep an eye on it. Thanks! 2025-08-27T17:27:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd53602q4rzpt0wpqxc37armwnncc0z3sssg9u2w6e7eg6xfzsngqzyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgvs5j6w ⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏<br/>(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it) <br/>#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr 2025-08-27T17:22:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2ae87hm3yg8a834m8fsrp3wvarshtdgkk8gnryk8we2wulj3ytpczyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tga9hugt ⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏<br/>(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it) <br/>#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr 2025-08-27T17:14:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2mslnvmkghy9nkrwgn6ucf0dw9s2u6hjkc7we96035v3cm60e26szyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgz75f68 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszq306xv4h4me7xf4fqvesvx58hrzylc6vtk4xeys09smruuxzv0ch6l5w3'>nevent1q…l5w3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ok don’t worry, I can’t figure any of this out. Thanks so much anyway! 2025-08-27T17:10:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz8xqmw3mm3uzkun0cvvsd9jwwta257llelfz2g2x6tmsrjc5srkqzyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tg3lc759 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs95x72ehc3a3yhpxy6wk9lrwapswxdyuewvh3fqpdd8gx2a5t9y0s9c6gve'>nevent1q…6gve</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No worries, I can’t figure any of this out. Thanks so much anyway! 2025-08-27T15:57:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs09d5cxzc7d6fqvcsu2l3rqs7chrqkvjevw6ysvpnxg9vukerahxqzyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgyez42d ⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏<br/>(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it) <br/>#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #grownostr 2025-08-27T15:50:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsther64t86amylf6zmjxagk30mthmvvqfauzlkh4m2n4d645pjmrqzyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgta974h ⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏<br/>(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it) <br/>#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr 2025-08-27T15:48:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxdff4vef5zf7c2tgjmhdu3a5eh5hetem7m787yygpkhtss27kufqzyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgdwcdez ⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏<br/>(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it) <br/>#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #zaps 2025-08-27T05:25:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgkpkyvmur4ugrwatjjc4jl4yzkmc229hqe5jqtlvtfnk9gcwwerszyzhyqmn5gpm04lswk8hvnknm5pzzphdpjuumpj38vwfckhqt7l4tgw58e3l ⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏<br/>(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it) 2025-08-27T03:34:55Z