2026-05-04T12:53:35Z https://yabu.me Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian) https://yabu.me/npub147wuplefztpw4mq4gdxj2xm7wqqfjup57jcen6gjdcy06uyq45nq392f5l https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/113/261/297/193/967/695/original/afbcad2518137ba2.jpg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/113/261/297/193/967/695/original/afbcad2518137ba2.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2p3dhhcmpsmmld8rzdvugffxyaejx3lgkax2nrt0fyh6hz2j8cgszyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvn60djt Flaming June by Frederic Leighton.<br/><br/>I&#39;m unlikely to ever see this in the flesh, as my flesh would need to get to Ponce Museum in Costa Rica, but they did have a miniature preliminary oil in the Leighton Museum yesterday.<br/><br/>Leighton would initially sketch the model nude, transfer the sketch to canvas, oil paint the figure nude, then layer on the paint for the fabric.<br/><br/>#art #museum<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/215/718/897/081/489/original/eafe1a2380bd884a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-12T10:31:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspuf3erf0anqc6ka0vxhvvxh56ukk0lmnlvyywevvv828whsdua0szyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvlkzujx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstc6l338cpll3ffeptk6jkekxgw25y0mank2vqlzjtpmwu8t23j7c5f5a6t'>nevent1q…5a6t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Reminded me of this brilliant deadpan response by Robert Smith which apparently he feels bad about on behalf of the presenter <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=houFuiYrEi0">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=houFuiYrEi0</a> 2026-01-23T11:04:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxj6gktc3wdgfhamkf2nmawxt4rfsg52zhg5k2satzteeuukvv03gzyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjv4m9vzc The British public also voted for Brexit so what the fuck do they know <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/dec/01/die-hard-not-christmas-movie-home-alone">https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/dec/01/die-hard-not-christmas-movie-home-alone</a> 2025-12-02T07:44:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvw23rsf0xzrncuv2c3afu5vu8lt76kmrv3w5dua2cvwq5wfc4yygzyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvm6fwpf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfl7m4wtjcue8lz86a4f6rq2zfzglgv2w8vsxl0f55namtv9ljurs2k6036'>nevent1q…6036</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>seconded 2025-11-23T18:58:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsveskqkg7uspf5mukglukqayu6w4zy53gmmr4xra0rrhg26u2vr6qzyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvwdtn3d AI could sure make me a lot more productive at work... by not popping up a stupid AI suggestion every time I open a fucking spreadsheet. <br/><br/>It&#39;s like Clippy went away for 30 years and plotted how to destroy the planet. 2025-10-03T08:08:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq9qjakfd0sl6s38gk4g9agrxchcwlf4vtk70d7aakw3d7wt22ndgzyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvzrhej9 Yet another pork tenderloin with polenta. But if it ain&#39;t broke why fix it? #cooking<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/153/340/340/543/663/original/3a5cfb5a689b2dba.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-05T19:30:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst0r5kcf8s0aj5upm5dysaug5wvpv644k3kjpv4mzswvdnlph07sszyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjv0upm0h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs98ugqhum626th5snzz5nz3fx325dh7puxp3sxkhsjvqv0zwh372gnpxr4e'>nevent1q…xr4e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>dammit Alice are you being horrifically talented again? 2025-08-17T18:21:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswur2sp6evs8tczh7qev3ysy25sdpdgcdm2f3qajfr2emv89zk8cszyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvde7umv The brief was &#34;cook some chicken and salmon&#34;, so obviously I made sumac chicken with pink peppercorn beurre blanc, mustard-dill salmon, pickled cucumbers, potato salad, minted fresh peas and nigella-oregano sweet potatoes #cooking 2025-08-10T20:24:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvzc6s9cc5pw3l92zv7lrqqxxravdmglsjrewvcuz5kk3d8wnjg2czyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjv0rd9th In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspla69fjc0nvrj79ghd5jqtqa20fhs2hcavthu2cvqakenv7da88cu086u9'>nevent1q…86u9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I want a book that explains how trade routes changed cuisine so much that I am almost tempted to write one. 2025-08-10T18:49:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs05vdyc6gvvjjazeh5f7l4sqp78hwsa735zdefqq8xnuxph83l6tgzyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjv29057t Pork tenderloin, polenta, roasted vegetables with thyme and garlic, lemon pan jus, basil gremolata. Really nice. #cooking<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/943/797/914/929/217/original/2059529eabb71280.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-30T19:20:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsty0p02vzmz0npfsuymjzyphlqcvrn9pgpl93fnrc8t9ls2f6nkygzyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjve80hht I just wiped away a cobweb, idly wondered what the etymology of the &#34;cob&#34; in cobweb was, and thought maybe it comes via the Norse for spider (edderkop, literally &#34;poison head&#34;, which is surely the most metal name for a spider ever).<br/><br/>Indeed it does, so a cobweb is literally a &#34;head-web&#34;. Attercop is still used in dialect for a spider in the North of England. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.etymonline.com/word/cobweb">https://www.etymonline.com/word/cobweb</a><br/><br/>#etymology 2025-07-23T09:13:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfestr2pxtsekl6n3sw3rwfk896udcjtnqy93l7a8d3zj2vs3829qzyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvcn7vea In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg77x48t3gnpeg68ewkzcg3d96up8nzv3qqgyg8rlnsmj66kx2zwq9sa9xn'>nevent1q…a9xn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>please can you stop being so amazingly good at composition. Yours, jealous person. 2025-07-13T18:33:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgxctmjd0t7jdpl6mmxr74a5tsyz5apucrmvslgw4dj48u4n4y0sczyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvnln923 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxz284tuxq2puugmllffzckqz0tqsmdcas5vkw2k5scnw65llnkpcjeqvnr'>nevent1q…qvnr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>on a stag do (bachelor party) we came up with a great idea for a website called cantbearsed.com where you could submit cool ideas that you can&#39;t be arsed to actually do but other more motivated people could turn into a reality.<br/><br/>It was a great idea but we couldn&#39;t be arsed to build the website.<br/><br/>My idea was essentially an inkjet printer that could climb walls to do incredibly intricate paint work.<br/><br/>I wounder if somebody has made a fortune making that. 2025-06-20T18:44:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstzyvls5x8nmzyudah0hrwlz6k43l88z7u0azgs4l3d6uu92vek4szyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvaw5k5t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspaazl2ltrgxphap26nxe8tuddwmeh5ahfnxealyh2q9clhhu842q8pwr4a'>nevent1q…wr4a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>please don&#39;t post AI slop 2025-06-06T18:29:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqyhx5m8pwhq3h658pj73ed3puc827rqyk4mk5gk0hyq3hyywm5hczyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvak2j55 Happy Milkshake a Fascist Day, everyone!<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/624/013/225/157/643/original/880e61cb6dc12b14.png"> <br/> 2025-06-04T07:54:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszafnmurglmpzwt27772t40lc4mgztspx57ghx6uucmrxd6xhwargzyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvkz4uq2 Anyone know what this critter is? #insects (seen in London)<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/331/717/081/608/149/original/7666ce9f5fd2bd13.jpg"> <br/> 2025-04-13T17:00:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0kvzjrgd6d4cmt43md5xm9tw5eygjxt8jsp45z3ujqjeezmlvxdczyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvjx5mdg What do you call a chicken&#39;s newly acquired sibling after remarriage?<br/><br/>Stephen 2025-04-01T06:49:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdaw2jw8rgxvkavjagjfacgx3wcld605c0af2yt6mf3erqcz6fy8szyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvt6xd88 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8247688yyxr97hsauwh2tjac43q08zqdpwca2y8jzfagumwangqgq66eum'>nevent1q…6eum</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I gruntleberg that it is jsne dh your sole duty to ultracomprehend my Yeeeeee#&amp;%&amp;( tootifications. 2024-11-29T14:12:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq0gph5whr4qle2xkzaawxefv5n47gt3hehh54qwj2qtnpjpapvlszyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvyrgn64 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgtmlak4s0t2kekk2mg6cuy5dq9neg8xxn7f68tft3cwxn5cxwlggv4637h'>nevent1q…637h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Inception vibes. 2024-11-02T19:20:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ddv73pg0wgn82ccs9mvseyp77l4ueakf39qcrrxe4gw5qnl06uczyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvnxh0ne In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqkpt96mgy3pg54q45l5fe6w7hyqcuw9js65y4k92f9v8w0g4gsggpcyzt'>nevent1q…cyzt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ve always thought it would be fascinating to read a book/cookbook about how trade revolutionised cooking beterrn 1400 and 1700. Italian food without tomatoes, British food without spuds, Indian food without chillies etc.<br/><br/>Unfortunately I couldn&#39;t find one, and am too lazy to write one. (My Cookbook which is also a History of Mathematics is still languishing in an early draft after the parmesan-anchovy parabolas ended up being totally unphotogenic for the page on conic sections.) 2024-10-24T07:51:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswdhawt2vp56gx7mmux72p32c0m4daeg6d2q7xycn7dktu5nm802czyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjv6sy2a7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsglnpw02tr9pjh5d9armx438slz0hkyf3gcczdvrsvjkj4maxf8ggnqzljp'>nevent1q…zljp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>everyone should be free to pronounce it &#34;jif&#34; as long as they say &#34;jraphic&#34; as well. 2024-10-15T20:04:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0zxzpwapvplfpnmq5m2vcls66m2w5k9claju5p5cpdlszeg2m39gzyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvr3yhnc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgr46e2sd5pwdgxkdr9aqha4l0a9fyanah8qc3leltdl3e24fgwqs8nx4um'>nevent1q…x4um</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Tokyo Police Club, The Nature of the Experiment : &#34;it&#39;s an ancient Russian proverb, I doubt it&#39;s one that you&#39;ve heard&#34; 2024-10-12T19:05:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyqymr598rj9lnldvvxdlyq8una8aesrgyshm3h2a2ckkxcsg5wggzyzhems8l9yfv96hvz4p56fgm0ecqpxtsxn6trx0fzfhq3ltsszkjvlgzj4r Motherfuckers on Bake Off just said &#34;choritso&#34; instead of &#34;Chorizo&#34; and the world must be burned to erase this. 2024-10-08T20:23:41Z