2026-07-26T16:44:48Z https://yabu.me Dr. Camille https://yabu.me/npub13zc7gn4j5js5z3m9z8eq6fy5ksh2zsn7v4awkc2derq444wgg7tsj8d5l6 https://eldritchcafe.files.fedi.monster/accounts/avatars/000/137/202/original/1d010ab3034c39f1.png https://eldritchcafe.files.fedi.monster/accounts/avatars/000/137/202/original/1d010ab3034c39f1.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs84zt4yw03smkswwx7p65k4qpt6us8aglwrtedzhdpl2f4hwz3n8qzyzytrezwk2j2zs28v5glyrfyjj6zag2z0ejh46mpfhyvzkk4eprewcq6ms5 Vous pensez que je peux m&#39;objectiver sur de la merde comme une collaboratrice dans un grand groupe leader du secteur ?<br/><br/>Genre :&lt;li&gt;obtenir le physique de Mewtwo avant qu&#39;on m&#39;enlève mes bagues&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;faire 32 tractions le jour de mon anniversaire &lt;span class=&#34;h-card&#34; translate=&#34;no&#34;&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;<a href="https://merveilles.town/@neauoire&#34">https://merveilles.town/@neauoire&#34</a>; class=&#34;u-url mention&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow noopener&#34; target=&#34;_blank&#34;&gt;@&lt;span&gt;neauoire&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; style&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;faire des squats avec le poids de mon générateur de shitpost statique le jour où je sors la V1 (actuellement 196Ko lmao, va falloir optimiser)&lt;/li&gt; 2026-03-31T13:20:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvqxf8y5h64z5ujl24q0ufv5frhs35tspzjs82pkvzv2t69cqpppqzyzytrezwk2j2zs28v5glyrfyjj6zag2z0ejh46mpfhyvzkk4eprewz98pgj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspxn9nemyqgm08cm7w2r63ejj53sd0tjleev6rnk9vs393s26lk4gkcsg97'>nevent1q…sg97</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>damn, gotta work out even more to keep up your pace<br/><br/>Happy birthday! And Congrats! :) 2026-03-22T15:35:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspmhccrk7nunt9z27lf2g2mljkt52duhx9wm0ln8y8vv0lj6qawpqzyzytrezwk2j2zs28v5glyrfyjj6zag2z0ejh46mpfhyvzkk4eprewhxzgel People of the Fediverse, stop everything. This is some true shit happening here: Two-Factor Authentication, a thread:<br/><br/>In French, the word for &#34;factor&#34; is &#34;facteur&#34;. But it has another meaning: mailman. Yes, the one who delivers letters in your physical mailbox. For this reason, there is a funny meme in French where 2FA is in fact your mailman coming in and confirming that it&#39;s you.<br/> <img src="https://eldritchcafe.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/114/759/871/912/018/095/original/151b69ac74d65936.png"> <br/> 2025-06-28T07:45:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9qxgd00enkgh90mwa33j5ru9lumu6v83cnw7yl2j0k2ufz4z0n4qzyzytrezwk2j2zs28v5glyrfyjj6zag2z0ejh46mpfhyvzkk4eprewl57yws In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr4xdstgphl5sxkqamq6xfcnn7wgvtdp42gzlg8vfckrpqe3kw4uqlsl4c7'>nevent1q…l4c7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>God. Damn. 2024-12-28T09:52:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv9ln07pugxky70ghh9pse2rdx9646v8cuj98fz6dtnt20gtkt23szyzytrezwk2j2zs28v5glyrfyjj6zag2z0ejh46mpfhyvzkk4eprew6gxsle I need to cook, I need to eat, but body doesn&#34;t want to do it. Help, I need nutrients 2024-12-26T11:24:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswts95ac76e227mxz0t3tzju3v6gqynu60snssh9az0s879jtqdjczyzytrezwk2j2zs28v5glyrfyjj6zag2z0ejh46mpfhyvzkk4eprewtt072y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyt6w07wccsz3t6hw5xp6s2zuemp4wqx58a0t85kzaj82j6qd6qfcqwn480'>nevent1q…n480</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>le Maine-et-Loire en avance sur son temps 2024-09-08T10:44:11Z