Nostr notes by Yvan

I do not have a "radio valves" problem. And I do not need ...

2026-05-06T13:34:16Z

I do not have a "radio valves" problem.

And I do not need one...

But just over the way in Peterborough: *"Large amount of radio valves stored in containers in shed moving and don't want to go in skip"*

https://freecycle.org/posts/101911394

I'm not sure what hashtags to put on #radio #valves lol... but yeah, if anyone wants a "large amount of rdio valves", there ya go. The post lacks... detail.

It pretty quickly becomes clear that Claude's coding standard ...

2026-05-06T09:39:33Z

It pretty quickly becomes clear that Claude's coding standard is "average code found on the internet" and not "good code". 😅

And "average code found on the internet" is, generally, pretty garbage.

I wonder how/if they can actually address that. How can the statistical next-symbol engine actually be trained on what is "good" versus "bad"... how to weigh up code quality? Presumably just a lot of manual (human) tagging of data... but then who is going to be the arbiter of what is tagged "good" and "bad" for code quality, and is the person doing that job not likely to also just be a bit... average?

I'm just overtired really, amd too many things in the anxiety ...

2026-05-05T20:36:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…gyu6
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I'm just overtired really, amd too many things in the anxiety queue.

Gonna have an ill advised G&T, wind down, and get to bed at a decentish time. Work from home day tomorrow too, so no 5AM alarm, hurrah.

Also, the soil is just so fucking dry right now.

2026-05-05T20:23:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…02z2
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Also, the soil is just so fucking dry right now.

Feel like I have been operating past my limits since the 5AM ...

2026-05-05T20:19:48Z

Feel like I have been operating past my limits since the 5AM alarm today. Gym this mornning was a slog, I did everything... but cut down reps and sets.

Has taken a lot of self control to not be uncharacteristically sarcastic at people, and I probably slipped into Australian bluntness a few times. (Though TBH I find that just helps get shit done sometimes.)

Overstayed planned workday end, got home past 6pm, and as added punishment then spent 2 hours in the cold and wind on the allotment planting out broad beans, peas, spindly hopeless kohlrabi, marigolds, white borage, and some morning glory (not the weed kind) either side of the entry arch. Just desserts for the failure of a long weekend.

Home. Cold. Windswept. Tired. Fed up. Dinner is a very slap up pasta... bacon, our own preserved cherry tomatoes, wild garlic pesto, grate of parmesan, scatter of spare basil seedlings.

yeah, I looked into this myself and decided that because I ...

2026-05-05T15:04:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…c68y
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yeah, I looked into this myself and decided that because I don't like poking my own eyes out with sticks the only realistic non-masochistic way with a hope in hell of working to get off of Google on the phone is to actually buy a phone matched to the purpose, either one already very well supported by PostmarketOS (my current default choice) or perhaps something that's Graphene "out of the box".

(And I say all that as a someone 30 years into life as a OS/software/hardware hacking, alternative-tech, nerd who's run Linux since the bad old days... I don't hate myself that much any more lol.)

I think my BBQ lunch at work is looking particularly good today, ...

2026-05-05T12:35:30Z

I think my BBQ lunch at work is looking particularly good today, bonus left over sauerkrauts from last week's big BBQ too. Grilled burgers and veg, mustard leaf and coriander from the pots I have out front of the office.

sparced 😂 ah, good one ... I was never a big Java fan, it felt ...

2026-05-05T09:31:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…m958
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sparced 😂 ah, good one ...

I was never a big Java fan, it felt like a wrong/bad direction to me at the time... from the more academic/CS side of the school there was a counter-push to Python, which I think mainly won out in the end (I'd left before all this played out.)

I didn't really like the idea of having a "core" language at all - and thankfuly when I was there things were still in a place where in a CS course you got exposure to a decent range ... C, C++, various assembly languages, Haskell, Prolog, as well as Perl, Java, and Python (and thanks to one particularly nerdy PhD lecturer even a bit of Brainfuck and other esoteric silliness.)

I do hope it is still more like that than how it seemed to be heading ~25 years ago. Some unis are better than others, but I think there was a general more "vocational" trend in CS (SE) education globally in that whole ".com" era.

Relaxing long weekend Yvan? Nah... I feel like reanimated ...

2026-05-05T07:39:24Z

Relaxing long weekend Yvan?

Nah... I feel like reanimated roadkill.

Found an unexpected gap in our photo archive, basically most of ...

2026-05-04T19:44:54Z

Found an unexpected gap in our photo archive, basically most of my three month NZ work trip in 2011 including the weeks when Kat came and joined me there. When we did a nice drive down the south island, saw post-quake Christchurch and drove from there down to Fjiordland and walked the Keppler Track... plus a later drive up the North island when we walked the Tongariro crossing (mostly in cloud alas!)

It's at a point now where my memory of some details of that is fading so I was a bit panicked about losing the photos.

Thankfully I have backups of backups of backups, and I seem to have found most, if not all, of what was missing on an image of my laptop drive from that time. (My backups are not well organised, and consist of different RAID arrays in different machines, and hard drives in boxes... but they mostly suffice. I do need better day to day backup schemes though.)

I miss hiking, IDK, there seemed to be so much time back then to do things. Then life happened.

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2026-05-04T14:39:26Z

I see Ubuntu package mirrors still seem to be fucked up.

Time time time... sigh. Where did 3pm Monday sneak up at me from? ...

2026-05-04T14:02:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…tj76
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Time time time... sigh. Where did 3pm Monday sneak up at me from? Admittedly up a bit too late last night, so a late start today.

A bit stressed out by the time-crunch hitting the inadequately progressed To Do list.

The allotment still needs work, seeds need sowing, and car needs fixing, the week ahead needs prepping, and there's a work thing I need/want to do (to offload a chunk of anxiety).

If I swing by the allotment I'll probably get lost in it and other important things won't happen.

Sigh.

they look good. I may be in the market for a jogging/running shoe ...

2026-05-04T13:42:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…mkkd
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they look good. I may be in the market for a jogging/running shoe later in the year... at the moment what I am after is what is basically my "every day" shoe, for which I prefer a mid-height lighter weight and somewhat breathable hiking "boot" (my feet just cook themselves in heavier duty leather boots). And yeah, also the earthy colour scheme. I am not a bright colours kinda person.

They do have a "Lone Peak" mid boot that looks like the right kind if thing actually.

Ah... and the Moab 3s are available in an 11.5 on Amazon for ...

2026-05-04T11:31:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…zd7y
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Ah... and the Moab 3s are available in an 11.5 on Amazon for ~£120... though not buying without trying first still applies.

Looks like Cotswold have a "Moab 3" listed for £155... ...

2026-05-04T11:29:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…zh5g
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Looks like Cotswold have a "Moab 3" listed for £155... won't trust it without trying it on though (I've tried other Merrell shoes and they usually have the same issue, was just the Moab 2s that worked well for me.)

Been wearing Moab2s for, like, a decade I think... I'm ...

2026-05-04T11:24:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…7m73
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Been wearing Moab2s for, like, a decade I think... I'm probably on about my 5th pair.

Guess I'm going to try and find a new make/model of shoe now. It's tricky as I have a wide short foot, most shoes are proportionally too narrow for me and make my feet hurt.

Guess I'll have to go do some outdoor shops and try some things on.

Well, that sucks... the shoes I normally buy have gone from under ...

2026-05-04T11:20:49Z

Well, that sucks... the shoes I normally buy have gone from under £100 to over £300?! WTF

Amusingly a key motivator driving us away from the centralised ...

2026-05-04T11:01:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…lc7u
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Amusingly a key motivator driving us away from the centralised Sun/Sparc systems at that time was Java. It made more sense to just run loads of commodity Linux machines.

I am very much .com years old, plus some 😂... The CS ...

2026-05-04T10:54:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…vk0m
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I am very much .com years old, plus some 😂...

The CS department at USyd was also fully SunOS/Solaris on Sparc when I started in 1999 (and at core this was still generally the case by the time I left in 2003, the key shift was workstations were mainly full Linux boxes by then rather than Tektronix "X terminals" running of the Sparc systems.)

I even got to work with Solaris pretty much through to the early 2000-n-teens....

Always wanted a SPARC box of my own but never got around to it. Thankfully I have managed to fight off the urge to become a retro computer hoarder. 😂

Pulled out the old folio I keep next to the bed as I needed to ...

2026-05-04T10:39:14Z

Pulled out the old folio I keep next to the bed as I needed to sketch something.

Had forgotten this is an old #SunMicrosystems branded item.

Got to love the slogan:

> We're the dot in .com™

It's best to not try and think about that concept too much I reckon.

I poked one hole into the centre of the bottom with a hot 0.65mm ...

2026-05-04T10:12:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…v4y4
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I poked one hole into the centre of the bottom with a hot 0.65mm needle and another bottle with a 0.9mm needle. But I left the lid loose assuming air would probably need to get in for water to get out. I'll refill them today and try with the lid screwed tight.

We are similarly heading away, for a week mid-may, and trying to work out how we can ensure plants survive in the polytunnel/greenhouse if the weather is hot that week.

haha, we tried an experiment much like this just yesterday... 1x ...

2026-05-04T10:00:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…75w8
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haha, we tried an experiment much like this just yesterday... 1x 0.65mm hole drains too fast. Thinking of trying again but with the lid closed tight (we put the hole in the base of the bottle). About to read the replies to your post hoping for enlightenment!

I will tackle repairs on most home appliances... except electric ...

2026-05-04T09:45:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…c8m2
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I will tackle repairs on most home appliances... except electric showers, the things give me the heebie jeebies... when they play up this one is always "replace it". Sometimes can be a bit fiddly with the inlet positioning, but usually you can find something that works.

Though if it is something really basic like a clogged inlet/outlet etc then that isn't so bad. It's messing with the electrics so close to water we stand under that is my limit.

Also, if it is one that heats the water, very important to match the kW of the original unless you know your wiring can handle higher.

I think in Foundation season 3 they've fully realised it ...

2026-05-03T23:32:31Z

I think in Foundation season 3 they've fully realised it cannot be made into television and have entirely given up. They should have realised before they tried.

That said, I can detach myself from the dissonance and kinda enjoy it.

oh, that one does hit me a bit... not had it for years, but in my ...

2026-05-03T23:29:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…cmnu
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oh, that one does hit me a bit... not had it for years, but in my few breakfast cereal phases it was always something I added to other cereals. Pretty much because my grandparents did that. I did like the stuff though.

I tried some supermarket brand alternative once and it was completely awful.

Slap up BBQ dinner. Chilli chicken drumsticks from the local ...

2026-05-03T21:59:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…03rj
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Slap up BBQ dinner.

Chilli chicken drumsticks from the local butcher.

Allotment salad leaves, very peppery, and more so with a horseradish & mayo dressing.

Plus grilled eggplant, zucchini, and asparagus — in wild garlic pesto.

Eh, whoa, what happened to Sunday? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yet again I find myself barbequing in the dark. ...

2026-05-03T21:06:35Z

Yet again I find myself barbequing in the dark.

Everything on YouTube, brought to you by Incogni... a few months ...

2026-05-03T20:14:43Z

Everything on YouTube, brought to you by Incogni... a few months ago it was SurfShark, wonder what Internet snake oil will some up next.

For the pumpkin frame a third post will go in the middle, and the ...

2026-05-03T19:18:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…5y8x
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For the pumpkin frame a third post will go in the middle, and the posts will have an extra vertical support on the acute side. The slatted folding futon frame behid will be screwed to the posts with probably every second bar punched out to open it up a bit.

I also got the last of our small raised beds positioned properly and pegged. With these two beds finished we will basically be 100% done on beds on these plots. Hurrah.

Still plenty of other site work to do though! Even had an idea for a pond today.

Plans? Pffftttt!! Stayed at the allotment until gone past 19:30 ...

2026-05-03T19:12:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…h9ul
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Plans? Pffftttt!!

Stayed at the allotment until gone past 19:30 becuase once we got started there I didn't want to leave. The sun even shone.

So…Fox tomorrow I guess. I now have a conflict between wanting to do a "low n slow" beef rib cook, needing to drive into down for fuel & fixing a headlight on the V70, & wanting to do more time on the allotment.

The beef ribs may need to go in the freezer instead. :( As usual, despite efforts not to, I have over-planned versus my actual capabilities. Might trim and dry rub the beef ribs tonight and keep the options open. There's a chance I could do it on WfH-Wednesday actually.

Anyway, down the #allotment we got a solid start on the second "three sisters bed" (we need a better name for these two beds really, this is not accurate.) This bed will be mostly potatoes this year, with pumpkins on a slanted slatted frame down one end (where the post are), and there is going to be a bean tunnel between the beds.

Yeh, one bed is covered in junk.

Four PM and all I've got to so far is prepping the car for ...

2026-05-03T15:07:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…qufw
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Four PM and all I've got to so far is prepping the car for the allotment.

TBF on myself this required taking all of the BBQ equipment from the work BBQ out of it, and because I don't want future me to hate past me quite so much I cleaned all the BBQ kit. It's now all back where it should be, with a few items in an "intensive" wash in the dishamawasherer.

Even the Weber kettle got its annual scrub-out.

Now the car is loaded with the stuff we need to take to the allotment (work coffee grounds, grass clippings from last weekend, garden tool bag, home compost) but I'm a little bushed and having as sit-down to regather a bit.

Wondering of aktchually I should crack on with Fox bits now, and just clear the way for a more full day at the allotment tomorrow as ... well, it's four fucking pee emm already. Fucksake. Etc.

Going to nip down the allotment anyway to dump all this grass and stuff, but I don't think we have the timeframe available to really *do* the allotment much use today.

I think we'll plan to put key chilli plants into the ...

2026-05-03T13:50:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…j4td
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I think we'll plan to put key chilli plants into the allotment greenhouse this Wednesday and give them a big watering on Saturday before we go away... chillies are petty robust against the heat and dry and should be fine so long as there isn't any really weird really cold weather.

Meaning today I'll weed/hoe those greenhouse beds to "chop-n-drop" their current cover crops (and weeds).

Today we're hopefully also getting some first potatoes in, which is later than last year.

I figure late May bank holiday seems a good time to aim to have tomatoes in, same as last year basically. That worked well. But I'd like/hope to do the eggplants and capsicums at either the same time if not a bit earlier. Basically doing all of that the 23rd May long weekend would be the ideal.

I worry a lot about planting times lol. But TBF we did OK last ...

2026-05-03T13:40:18Z

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I worry a lot about planting times lol. But TBF we did OK last year and I've just looked over my photos and remembered that of course the allotment greenhouse wasn't even ready for use yet, and despite that we did "OK"(ish) with the chillies last year.

Yeah, so last year we planted out tomatoes on the 26th of May (late May bank holiday)... and we probably had our heaviest year of tomato production ever, so many litres of passata! (Which we're still working through and will probably last us until we have fresh toms again.)

Eggplants and capsicums didn't go out until Sat 31st May.

Pumpkins, zucchinis, and tomatillos were Wed 4th June - the first "summer" outdoor plantings. They did great.

Chillies finally went into the just-completed greenhouse on Sunday 8th June.

Bear in mind I had also just started new full-time work early April so things were fairly distracted. Did OK though.

For the week we're away we'll pop all the plants indoors ...

2026-05-03T13:29:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…hkzk
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For the week we're away we'll pop all the plants indoors (rather than current greenhouse location) and ensure they have a good soak before we are way. It should suffice to get them through the week with adequate protection against any super-hot weather.

We have already lost some small (spare, thankfully) things in the smaller cardboard pots due to me being too distracted by work BBQ to care for them... two days is all it took to kill them with the weather we had Wed/Thu/Fri.

Trying to decide whether it is safe right now to get toms, ...

2026-05-03T13:27:20Z

Trying to decide whether it is safe right now to get toms, chillies, and cucs into the ground under cover... we're not yet past our "official" last-frost date, but frosts are feeling pretty unlikely right now.

The other factor is that in a week we are away for a week. If that week is particularly hot then the plants may not survive a week without a midweek watering.

So I think the safe bet is to start planting out in w/c 18th May.

Well, the To Do list is going about as well as usual. 😂 The ...

2026-05-03T12:58:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…6cg7
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Well, the To Do list is going about as well as usual. 😂

The seed soaking has occurred this afternoon rather than yesterday. Okras, using up some old packets, plus some new from Kings Seeds; NZ Spinach, and Red Malabar Spinach which has dyed its water pink.

Will plant these later today, or tomorrow morning, and have got out the melon seeds we are doing this year. Just the one variety of rockmemon, and for the first time trying watermelon (to ramble down the polytunnel edges). A bit late I think, but they do grow fast. Also trying this "asparagus pea".

Today no beef smoking or Fox fixing is happening. That is punted to tomorrow, when the weather is supposed to be greyer.

Right now I am thinking about beans. We have quite a few different bean seeds. Will be planting some of these too.

It is a bit grey today, but tomorrow us supposed to be worse... so its off to the #allotment next.

I had missed that detail, intriguing! ...

2026-05-03T11:03:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…nxy8
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I had missed that detail, intriguing!

actually "north east corner" is probably a good spot for ...

2026-05-03T10:57:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…mfqq
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actually "north east corner" is probably a good spot for a smoker in general, IIRC that is sorta "high ground". (I should probably check if its OK to have a stinky smoker going first actually.)

I was planning in keeping close to the bar like last time, but that's not realy a necessity (and being further away may not be such a bad idea.)

answered no/UK as I've lived in the UK for 20 years... but ...

2026-05-02T22:38:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…x7xp
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answered no/UK as I've lived in the UK for 20 years... but now wonder if that should have been no/RoW as maybe this is a thing people do as children rather than adults. Do you eat such a thing as an adult?

I've heard of the concept of course, not sure if I have ever seen anyone do it.

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2026-05-02T19:22:30Z

Petrichor!

Tempted to brace myself for the badness and eatch this second ...

2026-05-02T18:20:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…rjph
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Tempted to brace myself for the badness and eatch this second Dune movie next.

The Hellboy movie from 2019 with the Stranger Things cop dude was ...

2026-05-02T17:44:06Z

The Hellboy movie from 2019 with the Stranger Things cop dude was so terrible it was entertaining. Kinda liked the cop dude as Hellboy, but also he was no Ron Perlman.

Managed to get up in the AM, do the home watering, and make bacon ...

2026-05-02T13:17:45Z

Managed to get up in the AM, do the home watering, and make bacon baguettes. Got to the butcher noonish, got beef ribs for a home low-n-slo on the weber tomorrow. Did the veg shopping at the country stores, also got some marigold seedlings. (We have some self-seeded ones coming up now, but none of the seed I planted germinated.)

So... *"Jobs to do for the (Long) Weekend"*... very vague outline at the moment...###

Today<li>Soak okra seeds</li><li>Fuck all, mild fettling</li><li>Attempt actual relaxation</li><li>Feel anxious and guilty about it</li>###

Sunday<li>Kick off slow smoked beef ribs</li><li>Maybe sow melons (late! argh!) and beans, okra, NZ spinach...</li><li>Fix the Fox! Get the damn thing back on its wheels - cosplaying as a mechanic</li><li>Early prep/planning for France trip (Sunday week).</li>###

Monday<li>Allotment day, fingers crossed for nice weather</li><li>Not planning much more detail than that!</li>

ah, I expect that's the area I remember from 2024, I was ...

2026-05-02T12:51:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…q9c2
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ah, I expect that's the area I remember from 2024, I was looking to see if something like that was on the list again.

TBH I might just rock up with the smoker and make my own little ...

2026-05-02T12:39:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…thnv
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TBH I might just rock up with the smoker and make my own little smoky corner somewhere. A village implies other people. People are scary. 😅

Does @npub1fak…rg6c need some sort of foodie village? I'm ...

2026-05-02T12:29:32Z

Does Electromagnetic Field (npub1fak…rg6c) need some sort of foodie village? I'm tempted to bring my smoker... and a pile of meat. I just need someone to bring a bread oven to go with the smoked meat 😂 Grill? Firepit?

I just searched the village page for the word "food" and that comes up blank. 🤔

Anyone else, or is this just me?

#EMFCamp

One can hope! 🤞🏻 ...

2026-05-02T11:59:51Z

One can hope! 🤞🏻

I am OK with the "Intelligence" TBH (so long as preceded ...

2026-05-02T10:56:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…rq0e
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I am OK with the "Intelligence" TBH (so long as preceded with "Artificial"!) We have been using the term "Artificial Intelligence" for decades to cover a whole variety of algorithmic approaches, I did "AI" units in Uni ~25 years ago when it was deeply uncool 😂 (Universities strugged to recruit lecturers/professors that covered the field and there was talk of retiring it entirely at my uni, which was on the start of a shift from real CS towards a more vocational engineering/IT vibe at the time.)

It's when folks start imbuing the algorithms with "feelings", consciousness, agency, etc, that I roll my eyes. Maybe we should refer to these as Artificial Agency, Artificial Consciousness... but probably it is that we should actually refer to the *people* as "Actual Victims" of a deeply unethical mass experiment perpetrated by these "AI" companies.

I find I am getting haphazard with when to use AI, "AI" ...

2026-05-02T10:05:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…2xy8
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I find I am getting haphazard with when to use AI, "AI" (i.e. including quotes to represent this is linited to current comon use of the term), or GenAI. I should probably stick to the latter. As a Computer Scientist I find the current generic use of "AI" annoying... but now I catch myself doing it. In fact "GenAI" also annoys me as it could be mistaken for "General Artificial Intelligence" (though it seems people are running with the AGI ordering for that now, presumably for the disambiguation)... I should probably just fully type out "Generative AI".

I read the unhinged Dawkins thing. But we already knew that guy ...

2026-05-02T09:56:17Z

I read the unhinged Dawkins thing. But we already knew that guy was unhinged.

It reminds me I watched a Hannah Fry utoob video about openclaw last night and also found it to be pretty unhinged in the terminology used to talk about the dumb ball of algorithms.

And it featured a long bit with some sort of "philosopher" who seemed to be spinning some completely reality-detached bullshit.

Just watching the world go mad around us.

The AI Mania era.

Yeah, I think that is disproven... we reckon about 2002. So, no, ...

2026-05-02T09:32:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…dm9c
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Yeah, I think that is disproven... we reckon about 2002. So, no, I have probably not seen Gladiator.

Maybe I should? 😂

Popcorn and Gladiator night.

We can pretend we're still 20ish.

Well, Kat reckons we saw "Gladiator" together.

2026-05-02T09:16:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…lmm9
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Well, Kat reckons we saw "Gladiator" together.

I knew it was this "Russel Crowe" guy because the staff ...

2026-05-02T09:03:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…tf6j
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I knew it was this "Russel Crowe" guy because the staff at Toby's Estate roastery/café said so.

Just scanned through his filmography and the only thing there I particularly remember watching is Romper Stomper. Might have seen others, but they ring no particular bells.

Saw a photo of Russel Crowe in the news and thought it was Si ...

2026-05-02T08:54:07Z

Saw a photo of Russel Crowe in the news and thought it was Si King. Was briefly wondering what the hell he had to do with Highlander.

This is how I've just learnt that they are "remaking" the original Highlander movie. I assume Crowe is playing the Sean Connery part, which is likely to be all flavours of wrong. Though I expect Cavill can probably do a better Scottish accent than Lambert did. May be amusing, but it is still ... kinda lame.

Amusingly there is a photo of Si King further down the same page (current BBC News main page) who, of course, now looks completely different anyway.

Dredges up an ancient memory, back when I worked in Woolloomooloo (Sydney) I would sometimes see Crowe out jogging with a personal trainer (presumably, or bodyguard? 🤷🏻‍♂️) That's probably my closest brush with "celebrity" I guess, though it was really just part of the background to me, I barely knew what a Russel Crowe was at the time (fully detached from mainstream reality freshly graduated CS nerd.)

Rather amusingly I opened that and when I was about 80% of the ...

2026-05-01T13:10:24Z

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Rather amusingly I opened that and when I was about 80% of the way through reading it it literally vanished before my eyes.

The pork got the weber full-charcoal-cook treatment so it looks ...

2026-04-30T19:01:09Z

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The pork got the weber full-charcoal-cook treatment so it looks proper proper, love me a smoke-ring.

The electric smokers are super convenient and all, but it's just not the same.

Some day I need to get myself that big old offset smoker.

(Apologies for the lack of alt text today, I have been running since 04:30, cooking for 30 people, across three smokers and a grill, whilst doing most of a full time workday. So yeah, it's a bit .... jdieindgqiisbshakkaskosoeoeokekekekwkwwkwkw.)

We have meat. It tastes better than it looks. 😅 I was worried ...

2026-04-30T18:49:22Z

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We have meat.

It tastes better than it looks. 😅

I was worried about that brisket, but it has come out pretty tender & moist (well, the top bit is, hopefully the rest is too).

Amusingly the usual thing is afoot. I am sat out in the glorious ...

2026-04-30T16:32:15Z

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Amusingly the usual thing is afoot.

I am sat out in the glorious sunshine.

All of the Englishfolk, et al, are indoors.

That's OK, the skin cancer is all mine I guess. 😅

STOP! It's firepit time! ...

2026-04-30T16:13:40Z

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STOP!

It's firepit time!

Status: "the stall" - the panic sets in. (I was going to ...

2026-04-30T14:49:33Z

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Status: "the stall" - the panic sets in. (I was going to say anxiety, but the anxiety set in at about 6pm yesterday and has set up shop.)

Beef is wrapped, the good old "Texas Crutch".

Will shift the Ninja (hogget shoulder) to its 120C setting soon.

The Weber... well, it'll just do what it does... with occaisional airflow fiddling. That contains the biggest hunk of meat - the "Boston Butt" pork shoulder. It may be delayed... maybe it won't, maybe it doesn't need to be that perfec ~93C even, cooked is cooked... but I'll know the difference.

#LowNSlow #BBQ

My office is the building in the distance. Not the paddock. ...

2026-04-30T14:26:27Z

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My office is the building in the distance. Not the paddock.

Though sometimes I might wish... 😂

I am not typically a "morning person"*... but this ...

2026-04-30T14:25:46Z

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I am not typically a "morning person"*... but this doesn't mean I cannot adapt to mornings, and I have had stretches of my life where I have done early starts. Right now I am starting my day with a 5AM alarm 4 days of the week, and trying to make the other days 8AM (with varied success lol.)

Today I moved the alarm to 04:30 and I've gotta say... mornings can be pretty damn glorious and it makes me mildly lament the many glorious mornings I have missed. (TBF I've also seen some pretty good 2AMs.)

This is a photo of the office in which I work, taken at just after 06:00 today... not bad for a tech job really. Definitely my top working location, even beats a high-rise view over Sydney harbor.

* I suspect morning/non-morning people is more a result of "nurture" than "nature". In my case I pretty much literally grew up in a restaurant with chefs/resrauranteurs for parents. A post-midnight sleep cycle is pretty much baked in.

"Fun" fact: The "Ninja Woodfire" cannot ...

2026-04-30T11:56:43Z

"Fun" fact:

The "Ninja Woodfire" cannot "smoke"/cook below 120C in the UK version, but it can in the US version. (According to online sources.)

Why the fuck? Is there some dumb regulation that says you're not allowed to have an appliance that "cooks" below 120C in the UK (or EU)?

My workaround is I am doing the long slow part on its "dehydrate" setting, which can go up to 90C. After a few hours of heat and smoke at 90 I'll wrap it and switch to 120C to bring it up to target internal temp of ~92C.

Other than that it is a really nice little bit of kit (it does a bunch more than smoke, apparently it can "air fry" too). I am tempted to get one, though maybe the XL as the normal size one can barely fit a trimmed hogget shoulder.

Like I need more BBQ kit... lol...

(Also I think my next BBQ purchase, or build, should probably be a large offset smoker I can actually fit at least one whole brisket in.)

#LowNSlow #BBQ

ah, so that could be a good use for my bowl of beef fat :) I made ...

2026-04-30T11:28:52Z

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ah, so that could be a good use for my bowl of beef fat :)

I made lard & oat bird balls before but the birds in my area didn't seem to like those :( picky buggers.

three smoking devices in play ...

2026-04-30T06:46:43Z

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three smoking devices in play

employing "the snake" ...

2026-04-30T06:09:15Z

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employing "the snake"

oh, not "lard" though, I only use that for the pork fat ...

2026-04-30T05:41:38Z

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oh, not "lard" though, I only use that for the pork fat (whether rendered or byproduct of a roast, and not bacon fat, which is different and I just call bacon fat for want of a better term 😅)

I tend to reserve the term dripping for beef fat collected from ...

2026-04-30T05:39:47Z

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I tend to reserve the term dripping for beef fat collected from roasing, and use tallow for the fat rendered like this. But I think it is all fairly interchangeable!

salad shopping ...

2026-04-30T04:10:13Z

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salad shopping

'tis dawn's crack... ...

2026-04-30T03:44:25Z

'tis dawn's crack...

yeah, think it's similar around here. A few big corporate ...

2026-04-29T20:59:54Z

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yeah, think it's similar around here. A few big corporate farms, mostly in family names... but the sort of scale where they have fleets of branded lorries.

It's at about this point I reach peak stress and wonder why ...

2026-04-29T20:02:52Z

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It's at about this point I reach peak stress and wonder why the fuck I get myself into these things.

Three smokers. Three meats. Also a firepit grill and box of vegetables.

An hour from home.

Have I loaded everything in the car? It every ready? Is everything working? ....

farming land consolidation I presume?

2026-04-29T19:55:24Z

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farming land consolidation I presume?

oh yeah, I've know folks with "always on" agas... ...

2026-04-29T18:41:56Z

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oh yeah, I've know folks with "always on" agas... though they also weren't folks who really had to worry about the costs of energy. I have nostalgic a love of the concept, from the many old books (cooking and otherwise) I have read... that whole hub of the kitchen, hub of the house even, feeling.

"Waste Not Want No" and all... I'm of course ...

2026-04-29T17:41:22Z

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"Waste Not Want No" and all... I'm of course rendering the lard and tallow from the trimmings.

Though to be honest this may have cost more in electricty than the value of the product.

Also I almost never use lard or tallow.

Though I guess I have an excuse to do so now.

Tallow candle in the bedroom maybe? Because who doesn't want their room to smell like BEEF. Mmmm...

Right, gotta crack on, 20:30 bed time is a target. My alarm tomorrow is 4AM... plan to be at work for 05:30ish so I have smokers running by 06:30ish. Then gym.

In whatever random game it is that Kat plays on t'Internet ...

2026-04-29T17:40:19Z

In whatever random game it is that Kat plays on t'Internet she just spotted a player called "systemd".

She asked me: shall I hit systemd?

I replied: Fuck yeah, smash them, bash them... smack them down.

Kat pasted this to me:

> You used 25 energy attacking systemd and hospitalized them

Apparently the user got out of hospital but then got immediately mugged.

(I know nothing about this game thing, I am not any sort of gamer.)

CW: #Meat - so media marked sensitive Doing a big ol' ...

2026-04-29T16:34:10Z

CW: #Meat - so media marked sensitive

Doing a big ol' #LowNSlow for the work spring BBQ tomorrow. So my extended WfH Wednesday lunch-break was all meat-trimming. (No allotment today alas.)

We have an Aussie MBS-4* wagyu brisket, which I separated into point and flat, and halved the flat. (Because I don't have a smoker big enough to do it in one.) This has a basic black pepper, coriander seed, garlic powder rub.

A UK "Boston Butt" (pork shoulder) with a black cardamon, green cardamon, fennel seed, coriander seed, and black pepper rub.

And a very local hoggett** shoulder with a black pepper, juniper berry and caraway rub - plus a fresh garlic, sage, and rosemary marinade.

Going to have three smokers running in parallel tomorrow. 🥵

* Low marbling level for wagyu, it'd be a waste to low-n-slow anything much higer than that!

** Sheep past its second year, but before it is old enough to be mutton. I prefer mutton but the farmer/butcher only has hogget at the moment.

for most of my life I have always kinda just assumed it's all ...

2026-04-29T12:10:31Z

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for most of my life I have always kinda just assumed it's all going to go pretty bad in the near future, thinking in historical timespans of "future" there. I did assume I'd be dead before it went that bad, but "we" seem to be hellbent on bringing that forward as fast as we can right now.

(Obviously the world is already hell on earth for many people, us in the "safe" West are just incredibly privilidged.)

lol, yeah, we do that with the cardboard too. Rinse the food ...

2026-04-29T12:07:27Z

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lol, yeah, we do that with the cardboard too. Rinse the food waste off plastics. Separate films off hard plastics. Etc.

Meanwhile our neighbours just dump all kinda shit in there. It feels pretty futile sometimes. I had a convo with the property manager about the random shit that goes into the AirBnB house's recycling too... but she just doesn't give a crap. (I take the bins out for them, but I don't have the capacity to sort their shit for them, and the recycling lorry guys don't give a crap anyway.)

I mean... most of these folks, like the ones at work, have kids - some are just poppin' out new tiny humans as we speak, basically. You'd think they'd have some care invested in the future state of things.

Me... no kids... not sure why I care. For some reason I have some weird empathy for the futures of other peoples' children that they themselves don't have? Fuck knows.

Burn it all down.

I tried to have this conversation with someone at work last week ...

2026-04-29T10:55:21Z

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I tried to have this conversation with someone at work last week and they just looked at me like I'm some kinda weirdo*. (Our own tech is not LLM/GenAI at all, nor does it currently exist at any place in our product/tool tech stack [aside from development use]... but most people, dev or otherwise, are using it in some way or another now, it is pretty much ubiquitous.)

* I mean, yeah, OK, they're probably not wrong there.

I mean, how could you even say "hello" to the world ...

2026-04-29T10:39:44Z

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I mean, how could you even say "hello" to the *world* without a K8S micro service involved?

This seems to be the state of the industry right now though. And ...

2026-04-29T10:33:18Z

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This seems to be the state of the industry right now though.

And a soundly competent web developer with basically 20 years varied dev experience cannot even get so much as an acknoledgement to a job application.

[Job ad](https://apply.workable.com/neutreeno-1/j/3942C17A8F/ ): ...

2026-04-29T10:30:56Z

[Job ad](https://apply.workable.com/neutreeno-1/j/3942C17A8F/ ):

> *you’re genuinely AI-native"

What the fuck does that shit even mean?

AI fucking "native".

I think they're looking for someone who was born yesterday.

(I'm not looking for work right now, but I click on anything interesting that comes up on the feed as Kat still is... but I filter this sort of bulslhit out.)

I have both, but for unrelated reasons. (I have never actually ...

2026-04-28T22:42:35Z

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I have both, but for unrelated reasons. (I have never actually used a tap in relation to 3D printing.)

"shady leafy thing fuck!" This is Kattish for ...

2026-04-28T21:24:17Z

"shady leafy thing fuck!"

This is Kattish for "hosta"

In case you ever need to know this.

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2026-04-28T21:12:02Z

"mass of entangled beeness"

There is just SO MUCH SHITE on Amazon these days.

2026-04-28T19:41:41Z

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There is just SO MUCH SHITE on Amazon these days.

That's probably a bit niche for people who remember TISM ...

2026-04-28T19:40:24Z

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That's probably a bit niche for people who remember TISM (middle aged Australians?)

Ah... classic times...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPAQBtuUiLU

I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug ...

2026-04-28T19:38:32Z

I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug that killed

GenAI coding technique: iterate until you're sick of walking ...

2026-04-28T08:19:20Z

GenAI coding technique: iterate until you're sick of walking in circles => release

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2026-04-27T20:33:38Z

Achievement unlocked: got to bed on time.

Shin Ramyun kinda night. Lots to do, little time. Pimped it up of ...

2026-04-27T19:14:24Z

Shin Ramyun kinda night. Lots to do, little time.

Pimped it up of course.

Precooked the noodles and added to separately made brith using our freshly made chicken stock. Rich.

Shredded BBQ chicken wing.

Overboiled eggs.

Basil "mico salad".

... and back? Whilst it is still a faff, at least it has been ...

2026-04-27T18:45:37Z

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... and back?

Whilst it is still a faff, at least it has been quite a long while now since the Masto/Glitch upgrade process has totally fucked me up.

Next up is the bit where I shut down all the services on the VPS ...

2026-04-27T18:40:17Z

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Next up is the bit where I shut down all the services on the VPS because it needs ALL THE RAM... bye bye...

RAILS_ENV=production bundle exec rails assets:precompile

RAILS_ENV=production SKIP_POST_DEPLOYMENT_MIGRATIONS=true bundle ...

2026-04-27T18:39:06Z

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RAILS_ENV=production SKIP_POST_DEPLOYMENT_MIGRATIONS=true bundle exec rails db:migrate

bundle install && yarn install

2026-04-27T18:38:45Z

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bundle install && yarn install

Step 1: compile Ruby Modern software. So edgy.

2026-04-27T18:22:18Z

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Step 1: compile Ruby

Modern software. So edgy.

Masto (glitch-soc) update time. I see this is bumping a whole ...

2026-04-27T18:21:23Z

Masto (glitch-soc) update time.

I see this is bumping a whole major version of Ruby.

If you never see me again... I reckon it'll be Ruby's fault.

Although, TBF, some may say that "non-sentient non-inteligent ...

2026-04-27T14:18:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…whr5
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Although, TBF, some may say that "non-sentient non-inteligent bundle of algorithmic bullcrap" does describe quite a lot of human males.

Had a (lighthearted) argument at work about whether ...

2026-04-27T14:10:57Z

Had a (lighthearted) argument at work about whether "Claude" is a "he" or an "it". (I'm the "it" guy.)

Has subsequently made me aware that most people are using "he" to refer to a non-sentient non-inteligent bundle of algorithmic bullcrap.

Interesting.