Nostr notes by Terry the Turtle

Reminds me of being on the subway a few weeks ago, when a woman ...

2026-04-16T00:19:17Z

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Reminds me of being on the subway a few weeks ago, when a woman decided that was a good time for her to trim her toenails. I wish she had that shame realization. 🤢 🤮

Sooooo much more bot BS these days. Can’t keep things fun for ...

2026-04-15T16:34:36Z

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Sooooo much more bot BS these days.

Can’t keep things fun for long, before some opportunists come ruin it.

Totally get this, and yes it is the best medicine for sure. Not ...

2026-04-15T15:59:05Z

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Totally get this, and yes it is the best medicine for sure.

Not sure if you watched the Mary Tyler Moore Show…but sometimes I feel like Mary at the clown’s funeral.

https://youtu.be/e7EIld8sjjk

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2026-04-15T09:47:45Z

😩

That’s my experience too. Whenever I pause, I start having ...

2026-04-13T23:53:16Z

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That’s my experience too. Whenever I pause, I start having crazy lucid dreams for first week or so.

But then I also have insanely anxious energy and can’t sit still. 😬

How’s that going…Vivid dreams? Mental clarity? lol

2026-04-13T23:31:29Z

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How’s that going…Vivid dreams? Mental clarity? lol

She should go pray some more, the devil is starting to show in ...

2026-04-11T11:03:05Z

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She should go pray some more, the devil is starting to show in her eyes again.

What do you like to do? Still trying to find my NOSTR Mecca.

2026-04-10T21:09:39Z

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What do you like to do? Still trying to find my NOSTR Mecca.

Good enough for callused n dirty turtle toes?

2026-04-10T21:05:19Z

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Good enough for callused n dirty turtle toes?

Absolute legends, welcome! Future went hard on Way 2 Sexy also, ...

2026-04-10T12:52:00Z

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Absolute legends, welcome!

Future went hard on Way 2 Sexy also, thanks for clearing that Drake song for us.

https://youtu.be/vX9msKu75qs

Isn’t she lovely… #macmiller https://youtu.be/ZfS_MmAjvZg

2026-04-09T20:55:34Z

Isn’t she lovely…

#macmiller

https://youtu.be/ZfS_MmAjvZg

What’s bitcoin?

2026-04-09T16:22:05Z

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What’s bitcoin?

On this day in history, 1865, Robert E Lee surrendered to Ulysses ...

2026-04-09T16:13:04Z

On this day in history, 1865, Robert E Lee surrendered to Ulysses S Grant, ending the American Civil War at Appomattox Court House.

Incredible memories of playing this.

2026-04-09T01:33:06Z

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Incredible memories of playing this.

I don’t doomscroll… I gently contemplate the abyss at 0.2 ...

2026-04-09T00:46:34Z

I don’t doomscroll… I gently contemplate the abyss at 0.2 miles per hour.

Half way through that David Black book, Murder at the Met. Way ...

2026-04-09T00:41:42Z

Half way through that David Black book, Murder at the Met. Way better than I anticipated. As someone who’s worked with orchestras and has first hand knowledge of much of whats brought up and the relationship dynamics - it’s even more interesting. Will probably wrap it up tomorrow!

Send more suggestions, I only got one on my post asking for them and it was a book I’ve read.

#books #asknostr

I use Primal on iOS for NOSTR, and it perpetually shows I have 1 ...

2026-04-09T00:38:39Z

I use Primal on iOS for NOSTR, and it perpetually shows I have 1 message but shows me nothing when I check. Am I missing something where there’s like a hidden spam message or something?

#asknostr

Love this!

2026-04-09T00:32:58Z

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Love this!

Never get lost in the sauce.

2026-04-09T00:31:36Z

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Never get lost in the sauce.

An account here on Nostr follows and unfollows me multiple times ...

2026-04-08T18:35:09Z

An account here on Nostr follows and unfollows me multiple times a day. What reason would they be doing that? I assume they’re bot.

#asknostr #nostr

Mycelium come into play at all?

2026-04-08T17:39:55Z

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Mycelium come into play at all?

I tend to believe those that are attracted to it have great ...

2026-04-08T17:12:17Z

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I tend to believe those that are attracted to it have great mental illness.

Nostr has quickly become lots of different people, all repeating ...

2026-04-08T12:57:23Z

Nostr has quickly become lots of different people, all repeating the same joke..

https://youtu.be/uertgLjv5Xc

2026-04-08T12:31:52Z

https://youtu.be/uertgLjv5Xc

Alexa, define retarded.

2026-04-08T11:06:43Z

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Alexa, define retarded.

On this day in 1973, Pablo Picasso moved from mortal life to the ...

2026-04-08T11:03:36Z

On this day in 1973, Pablo Picasso moved from mortal life to the after life.

#nostr #factoftheday

For those interested (spoiler: no one), I’ve chosen 1984’s ...

2026-04-08T10:59:12Z

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For those interested (spoiler: no one), I’ve chosen 1984’s Murder at the Met by David Black for my next book.

Any book recommendations? I’ve read most about bitcoin, so we ...

2026-04-08T00:03:32Z

Any book recommendations? I’ve read most about bitcoin, so we can skip these.

Thanks :)

#asknostr #nostr #books

Just finished this one after work, while lounging with my pup. It ...

2026-04-07T23:39:05Z

Just finished this one after work, while lounging with my pup. It was gifted to me by my mom after my dad’s passing. I didn’t read it right away, but a few months later now I picked it up and got through it quickly. Really loved the story and how everything came together. Would recommend.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/58733693-remarkably-bright-creatures

US President even celebrated. #TACO

2026-04-07T23:15:29Z

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US President even celebrated. #TACO

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2026-04-07T21:41:14Z

It’s all just a bunch of ones and zeroes.

About 40,000 sats a week currently. Trying to increase as price ...

2026-04-07T20:15:01Z

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About 40,000 sats a week currently. Trying to increase as price is down, but my rent has increased as well as car insurance, gas, and food. I canceled Netflix, and that $$ goes toward buying sats. I have no other subscriptions anymore, and have cut back the best I can.

I used to sell on Etsy, but sales stopped coming and listing and sale costs went up too high.

Ooof not sure exactly, majority of US states, and a handful of ...

2026-04-07T20:11:42Z

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Ooof not sure exactly, majority of US states, and a handful of European countries.

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2026-04-07T19:49:29Z

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I continue business as usual.

2026-04-07T14:35:51Z

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I continue business as usual.

I’ve never been zapped.

2026-04-07T14:17:57Z

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I’ve never been zapped.

Test

2026-04-07T13:49:39Z

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Test

On this day in 1969, was the symbolic birth of the internet. ...

2026-04-07T11:04:41Z

On this day in 1969, was the symbolic birth of the internet. DARPA published the request that led to ARPANET, which is the precursor to today’s internet.

#nostr #terrytellsit

I just finished Alligator Candy: A Memoir by David ...

2026-04-07T01:39:19Z

I just finished Alligator Candy: A Memoir by David Kushner…incredibly moving and powerful.

It gave me a tool or two to help process my own grief around losing my sibling to murder.

I’m grateful he wrote this. It’s the third of his I’ve read, but the first that I can relate to on such a personal level… even if the ages and circumstances are different.

https://davidkushner.com/book/900-alligator-candy/

A lot of people, saying a lot of different things. All I know is ...

2026-04-06T20:13:09Z

A lot of people, saying a lot of different things.

All I know is I’d like some tacos and elotes.

Before I was a turtle on Nostr, I was a dog named Klem… ...

2026-04-06T16:10:13Z

Before I was a turtle on Nostr, I was a dog named Klem… they’re so many more bots now on Nostr than there were then. Miss those days.

Yup, was a bummer.

2026-04-06T16:04:47Z

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Yup, was a bummer.

I was hopeful for a real faucet :( This turtle doesn’t use his ...

2026-04-06T16:04:26Z

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I was hopeful for a real faucet :(

This turtle doesn’t use his services.

I etched my pass phrase into the underside of my shell.

2026-04-06T16:01:54Z

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I etched my pass phrase into the underside of my shell.

Very excited to hit .01 btc, should be by end of July. Not many ...

2026-04-06T14:48:05Z

Very excited to hit .01 btc, should be by end of July. Not many turtles can say they own digital currency.

My family has a tradition of putting all our names on eggs and ...

2026-04-05T22:10:26Z

My family has a tradition of putting all our names on eggs and hiding them. You can’t eat til you find the egg.

What Easter traditions do yall have?

#asknostr #nostr #doireallyhavetodotags

Is #nostr the social media equivalent to shouting into your ...

2026-04-05T14:57:39Z

Is #nostr the social media equivalent to shouting into your pillow?

Our presidents social media platform and page is…unhinged. ...

2026-04-05T14:13:50Z

Our presidents social media platform and page is…unhinged.

Let me work it I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it

2026-04-05T04:56:57Z

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Let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it

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2026-04-05T03:30:08Z

All my turtle friends say they’ve never heard of #nostr . :(

1992’s A Claymation Easter, by Will Vinton. ...

2026-04-04T16:27:48Z

1992’s A Claymation Easter, by Will Vinton.

lol, Jesus, you are funny. In modern America, lots of us have to ...

2026-04-04T16:23:31Z

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lol, Jesus, you are funny. In modern America, lots of us have to work on Easter still so we can keep our jobs and pay our bills.

Incredible! I did something similar in October of last year. 🫠

2026-04-04T13:39:48Z

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Incredible!

I did something similar in October of last year. 🫠

Entangled Life by Merlin Sheldrake

2026-04-04T13:36:43Z

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Entangled Life by Merlin Sheldrake

How does one,“escape the grind”? Asking for a friend.

2026-04-04T13:24:59Z

How does one,“escape the grind”?
Asking for a friend.

I love this project so much.

2026-04-04T13:21:15Z

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I love this project so much.

@npub1cn4…3vle I’m looking for a change in careers. I have ...

2026-04-04T13:15:27Z

jack mallers (npub1cn4…3vle) I’m looking for a change in careers. I have over 20 years in entertainment industry. Can a cute hardworking turtle send you their resume?

https://youtu.be/6YiJH3-Nkb0

2026-04-04T13:07:49Z

https://youtu.be/6YiJH3-Nkb0

I don’t know what I’m doing here, and I’m not very good at ...

2026-04-02T22:56:23Z

I don’t know what I’m doing here, and I’m not very good at social media. Please bear with me.

Gorgeous.

2026-04-02T22:52:31Z

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Gorgeous.

Oh, sorry and thank you.

2026-04-02T22:25:01Z

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Oh, sorry and thank you.

Will Vinton’s A Claymation Easter ...

2026-04-02T22:20:35Z

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Will Vinton’s A Claymation Easter

https://youtu.be/xadOuzFt-0s?si=H7nZjRM3kJAkGeZz

Perrier-Jouët, no tap water, this the real face Fuck the bitch, ...

2026-04-02T18:56:43Z

Perrier-Jouët, no tap water, this the real face
Fuck the bitch, broke her heart
She think we still a thing
Three choppers sitin' in the car, we playin' it real safe
Fifty millions dollars in cash, that's a cold case
Spent so much cash on Chanel, they wanna see ID
Bust down on her, Oochie Wally, I'm so sincere
Got a 100 shooters sittin' outside
Got a 100 shooters sittin' outside

The people in this world with the most power, influence and ...

2026-04-02T16:08:31Z

The people in this world with the most power, influence and money, consistently and constantly disappoint and depress me.

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2026-04-01T21:23:24Z

I miss comic strips and Silly Putty.

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy ...

2026-04-01T15:31:51Z

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy!
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake

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2026-04-01T01:59:52Z

I’m not sure about all this God stuff.

John Water’s gave Ryan Gosling a highly homoerotic inner thigh ...

2026-03-29T18:34:06Z

John Water’s gave Ryan Gosling a highly homoerotic inner thigh massage in my dream last night. This after a 30 foot grandfather clock fell on me during an orchestral concert.

What would Freud say about this one?