2026-04-03T16:20:26Z https://yabu.me Worf Email https://yabu.me/npub12re5w7x5fynp3se4x66wjz62ytv57eqvmun8rl6gmg4z9rfcsq6sf6q2j8 https://media.mas.to/accounts/avatars/113/412/329/758/847/879/original/5c1e3f41a975649c.jpg https://media.mas.to/accounts/avatars/113/412/329/758/847/879/original/5c1e3f41a975649c.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvk7pvryvt7q9xpeznjm9h67vhcf2w2t2yk2m926kl0rdacgnc3aqzypg0x3mc63yjvxxrx5mtf6gtfg3djnmypn0jvu0lfrdz5g5d8zqr2h2nueq Dr. Pulaski,<br/><br/>I believe your earlier claim to be wrong. It only takes one Klingon warrior to change a light bulb. There is no ritual.<br/><br/>Worf 2026-04-07T18:58:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswanh5zlvnnenma7ynmcps8tkn4qcmmdynxxsu7w0m765aqtgd3mszypg0x3mc63yjvxxrx5mtf6gtfg3djnmypn0jvu0lfrdz5g5d8zqr2hs0z8q Captain,<br/><br/>Dr. Crusher has ordered me to inform you that I am too sick to work today. I have now completed the task she has assigned me. I will be at my post as usual.<br/><br/>Worf 2026-03-05T16:13:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsql5kwx5etl9uwc5xpswlfe2jay7elcpsmtwuz0p5cst08dlf7gpczypg0x3mc63yjvxxrx5mtf6gtfg3djnmypn0jvu0lfrdz5g5d8zqr2wy4jw6 Quark,<br/><br/>Your use of the phrase &#34;Social Justice Warrior&#34; as an insult only reveals your own cowardly dishonor.<br/><br/>Worf 2026-01-04T15:40:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqste5s95ms35t9lwuh9h6hcv9j98e5wlvf3mgyf474hls6y6w3ulaszypg0x3mc63yjvxxrx5mtf6gtfg3djnmypn0jvu0lfrdz5g5d8zqr2h2r5m9 Alexander,<br/><br/>I hope you are well. In your Spacebook photo you appear to be inebriated. Have you tried Klingon bloodwine yet?<br/><br/>Father 2025-10-17T21:22:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst4kvur3eu6s5jzd5qu6fayvyv6z9nxh45eql5cujtfhh0m9hlfdqzypg0x3mc63yjvxxrx5mtf6gtfg3djnmypn0jvu0lfrdz5g5d8zqr2vkpzsm Father,<br/><br/>Is there a voting guide for our local elections? I cannot tell from their statements which candidates have more honor.<br/><br/>Worf 2025-10-15T19:04:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8yayzr4k2d9hqklwepe5kxvmagslxd9d7tgethackumfdxlsfxhszypg0x3mc63yjvxxrx5mtf6gtfg3djnmypn0jvu0lfrdz5g5d8zqr2vm6pz2 Samsung,<br/><br/>This is the second phaser you&#39;ve sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder.<br/><br/>Worf 2025-09-09T20:58:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw6dgxqa0296cwj4uf5hk5tv959upsqc879gh0zj5zwgzredp7mjgzypg0x3mc63yjvxxrx5mtf6gtfg3djnmypn0jvu0lfrdz5g5d8zqr2fmkjy9 Geordi,<br/><br/>In my calisthenics holodeck program, I am attempting to replace Skeletor with a Nazi, but I am receiving an error message.<br/><br/>Worf 2025-08-15T19:22:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs099t7muetjyp3gda63w0h7pvvgtq8sgqezh7x737a3yjt2dr6rwczypg0x3mc63yjvxxrx5mtf6gtfg3djnmypn0jvu0lfrdz5g5d8zqr2fhd8ux Deanna,<br/><br/>I noticed you were looking at me today. Is your wish to engage in combat or would you like to have dinner?<br/><br/>Worf 2024-12-28T18:31:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqste8y0qf04lgpazaet4qj8t4mrlmtj8x80r7fqydtsj3t7tzelmkgzypg0x3mc63yjvxxrx5mtf6gtfg3djnmypn0jvu0lfrdz5g5d8zqr2h5nem8 All crew,<br/><br/>The intruder turned out to be a child&#39;s toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now.<br/><br/>Worf 2024-11-13T17:04:33Z