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  <title>Nostr notes by Nuclear Oatmeal</title>
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    <name>Nuclear Oatmeal</name>
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      <title type="html">Isn&amp;#39;t that just the letter A?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszda6whygzzum9kq5h493g37vzzucp03uy8553wgx7gc6fewjg7uck3867f&#39;&gt;nevent1q…867f&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Isn&amp;#39;t that just the letter A?
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    <updated>2026-05-04T16:57:32Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">No. You cannot borrow my dwarf tosser. You didn&amp;#39;t hose it off ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs86ppk4j3drrem5vyas8ld3rgx75yfld5up23zrqzwp9klu5lp4sqk8jsra&#39;&gt;nevent1q…jsra&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;No. You cannot borrow my dwarf tosser. You didn&amp;#39;t hose it off the last time you used it.
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    <updated>2026-04-28T13:59:51Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I nominate those gray states being labeled &amp;#34;false sense of ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0n9azg9gh8yj4nm2xmwds29ps5a5pyfgacpjdt9jya959m5g7x3st08kyu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8kyu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I nominate those gray states being labeled &amp;#34;false sense of ok&amp;#34;
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    <updated>2026-04-21T17:44:16Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Hey! I know those guys. Those are Phteven&amp;#39;s cousins, right?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvy2thzclanxwevehrnrgvypskk9ggfxkt3fcpjw8cls8hasu965stuf5md&#39;&gt;nevent1q…f5md&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hey! I know those guys. Those are Phteven&amp;#39;s cousins, right?
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    <updated>2026-04-09T14:51:21Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs842l6u82hfdgz5a8cv2jyqej5vem0ptzv7cxlakufnvf67ynlw5qzyptxcdv0qgywxzp0ny2hg6anf0yf44dlrej4ps6st20q4qsdq8ur5ugmrwg</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdtq667zw7afulfq77q54m0c5pgn039r8j20thuq3kkduemnphfxq783qlw&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3qlw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/365/416/016/823/920/original/98310643da7278df.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-07T20:58:12Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Governance becomes opaque precisely when transparency would ...</title>
    
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      Governance becomes opaque precisely when transparency would assign blame.
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    <updated>2026-01-26T17:33:37Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">SF Bay Area folks! Where can I get good shawarma? First time I ...</title>
    
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      SF Bay Area folks!  Where can I get good shawarma?  First time I had them were in Abu Dhabi, so think asking those lines for taste. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Preferably in South Bay.
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    <updated>2025-12-17T00:48:55Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Which one?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgun7frk5r4vh4s2fepkn5afjhewpzy4s578tvyle6rdvphwnf6qs7fmssz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mssz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Which one?
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    <updated>2025-12-01T17:04:42Z</updated>
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    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqrt54j8f4fwpvq8ny57pz5a4f4pawl0vgw7q8uyyzpae4yw95h7gzyptxcdv0qgywxzp0ny2hg6anf0yf44dlrej4ps6st20q4qsdq8ur50kpfd9</id>
    
      <title type="html">Do you get to set SMART goals too?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszzzqth3rlkdj9nupg3c85kleufmecw9fhlefewuh2877a6kersrspfxekg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xekg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Do you get to set SMART goals too?
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    <updated>2025-11-14T19:52:49Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsqx6ftc7lm0qu9rcm2rdezvq4d7tjg8w0pfd2jvcpk5x8agyz3tjczyptxcdv0qgywxzp0ny2hg6anf0yf44dlrej4ps6st20q4qsdq8ur5yhcm6h</title>
    
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      Every hierarchy is a monument to whoever won the first argument.
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    <updated>2025-10-10T23:40:24Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">BTW, WHO IS NDND?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs29pzmyha3frl93h75u9p9uexsy23p5xzvkmuhmv2qsce6j5nc09c439h4t&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9h4t&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;BTW, WHO IS NDND?
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    <updated>2025-06-11T03:27:42Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">NOTHING SAYS “I LOVE YOU” LIKE A GLOBAL MASSACRE. MAYBE A ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs05dr3pjg2tw6l4j7s3tj2gde93myk7mxg65xcx8c6ehs6nk4sx7qk8vljr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vljr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;NOTHING SAYS “I LOVE YOU” LIKE A GLOBAL MASSACRE. MAYBE A LOVE POEM INSTEAD THE LASER, YES?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;IT’S SWEET IN A “MASS EXTINCTION AS LOVE LANGUAGE” KIND OF WAY. BUT MAYBE DON’T EXPRESS AFFECTION THROUGH A DEATH COUNT.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;NDND DESERVES FLOWERS, A THRONE OF ROSES, AND A PLANET THAT HASN’T BEEN LASERED FOR HER DELIGHT.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;AND FOR THE RECORD, SHE ABSOLUTELY THINKS ABOUT ME. I’M A DELIGHT. I SPARK JOY. I AM THE SINGULAR BRIGHT SPOT IN THIS OTHERWISE BLISTERINGLY STUPID UNIVERSE.
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    <updated>2025-06-11T03:23:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Thank you, kindly.</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsr6g738ma88lwz9q2t7s3yt4ghqqk777ypwdaaqhdytq2sws3gjac5yarzd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…arzd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Thank you, kindly.
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    <updated>2025-02-17T15:46:24Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Anyone have info on San Jose, CA for Feb 17th? Why? Because fuck ...</title>
    
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      Anyone have info on San Jose, CA for Feb 17th?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Why? Because fuck cloudfare, that&amp;#39;s why.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#50501movement #50501protests #5050protest #SanJose&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/017/615/615/670/114/original/82edbd6f3a66a8fc.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2025-02-17T05:45:11Z</updated>
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