Nostr notes by Hadas Weiss

7yo niece: i talked to you for a long time and i've had ...

2026-04-05T12:22:56Z

7yo niece: i talked to you for a long time and i've had enough so i'm hanging up now *hangs up*

skill issue ...

2026-03-23T09:05:07Z

skill issue

Nostr event nevent1qqswmes0ayfaefzhsmnggar8xv8zglqttsfc5u6vyzg9nakt2qhuzzqzypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyucl4wrds

2026-03-20T03:24:00Z

who up feeling guilty for something they did in their dream

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz ...

2026-03-16T08:50:17Z

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

and in a friendship? ...

2026-03-09T18:11:42Z

and in a friendship?

(john lennon voice) imagine all the rich folks evading tax in ...

2026-03-03T13:41:18Z

(john lennon voice) imagine all the rich folks evading tax in peace, yoo-hooo

if you think you’re excited about this job opening just imagine ...

2026-02-08T05:02:52Z

if you think you’re excited about this job opening just imagine how the inside candidate must be feeling

typed "s" in the webinar chatbox and the built-in ai ...

2026-02-03T03:29:48Z

typed "s" in the webinar chatbox and the built-in ai autocompleted it to "sorry, i have to leave early"

Nostr event nevent1qqsplft6ga622pf6thc5z2xg6zxtc685q5sx0wjgjydkpgrk8qdx7dczypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyucyuq24g

2026-01-13T16:23:09Z

"please send us your cv" oh you mean CV(13).pdf?

my sister: i'm hungry 10yo nephew: would you like a salad my ...

2025-12-27T06:16:41Z

my sister: i'm hungry

10yo nephew: would you like a salad

my sister: yes, thanks

10yo nephw: hadas, make mom a salad

Nostr event nevent1qqsdzkjxcjsltku0szuazyd9ydv655uc49nrlkvent59s7csrna3wpqzypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyuc20s9yt

2025-12-06T13:17:51Z

can't wait to hear who won the FIFA prize for literature

pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves ...

2025-11-27T03:10:39Z

pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you

knitting circles should allow non-knitters to join if we’re ...

2025-11-15T05:05:51Z

knitting circles should allow non-knitters to join if we’re good at gossip

i can now wriggle my way out of explaining my research in 5 ...

2025-11-07T03:36:24Z

i can now wriggle my way out of explaining my research in 5 languages

me and who ...

2025-10-10T05:02:51Z

me and who

Nostr event nevent1qqsf08e02lq60yc7hz2s2k4297ys7kvuw39wfrd5cen7rhw47xr5kcgzypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyuczz5v3r

2025-09-19T07:26:08Z

performative

Nostr event nevent1qqs0wsekte2r6p9v5s5xm6726l357ksd92f4h40hvnwech77swz2qmczypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyuc3f09gs

2025-09-09T10:54:30Z

Nostr event nevent1qqs0ans6judy6y27xd4j5pr4yl298fev8w02d7qzkn5s9ztmjwf4xtczypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyuclqsefl

2025-08-24T10:25:57Z

my sister: i will let it go but let me be angry first

"you up?" me, 9 hours later: yes

2025-08-23T14:09:11Z

"you up?"

me, 9 hours later: yes

Nostr event nevent1qqs9l9q3aucud88qqh367wmnee3nc9gw2lupz0n4q3975cndfj3r57czypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyucvsep87

2025-08-19T02:38:01Z

starting a magazine called The Vibe that has a vibe

nephew about roller coaster height requisite: tall doesn't ...

2025-08-08T16:31:24Z

nephew about roller coaster height requisite: tall doesn't mean brave, hadas is taller than me and a coward

scholar i disagree with: argues scholar i agree with: argues ...

2025-07-18T08:18:33Z

scholar i disagree with: argues

scholar i agree with: argues convincingly

Nostr event nevent1qqsyenru7yyt9ulmt04qua0duaf28g9g0vgtr9u4st5usndye4fzvcgzypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyuca23rky

2025-07-17T16:13:16Z

after i die i hope to live on in memes

typos after the paper is published ...

2025-07-08T04:45:28Z

typos after the paper is published

introvert math is leaving the event one (1) second after first ...

2025-07-05T05:08:25Z

introvert math is leaving the event one (1) second after first person leaves

Nostr event nevent1qqstqympvwf0pt9hq69nw6f0y22yahlqt43vlfa9egd0pgw9hfe30dszypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyuc3ak34v

2025-07-03T10:05:16Z

“may i interrupt your work-” omg yes! please!

people my age have looked at clouds from both sides now

2025-07-02T14:40:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…jyda
_________________________

people my age have looked at clouds from both sides now

people my age are tenured ...

2025-07-02T14:40:30Z

people my age are tenured

how it feels to scroll past shitty posts wo engaging ...

2025-07-01T10:39:53Z

how it feels to scroll past shitty posts wo engaging

Nostr event nevent1qqsr907082ksk97atku7flmmzlmzwsnzkqeft8d0cwml58lf52vd32szypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyuckuzuz4

2025-07-01T03:58:27Z

deleting a post is not enough i need everyone who saw it to die

me: there’s nothing worse than opening a blank document ...

2025-06-27T09:12:48Z

me: there’s nothing worse than opening a blank document

microsoft word: hold my beer

i don’t know how anyone can focus on work when white farmers ...

2025-05-22T16:15:26Z

i don’t know how anyone can focus on work when white farmers are being killed

Nostr event nevent1qqszxrx8pd70esg27v3rc0uqe7evam7trv7hfrx08xrkzs3m3dacudczypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyuc48u3w9

2025-05-08T18:56:01Z

bot that adds “and not in a good way” to every post

Nostr event nevent1qqswycprt2l3jsj5fvr86ncdmuxyrahhjf2wjv8m3mvuudpzha04llszypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyucskr5px

2025-05-08T08:32:44Z

be ungovernable, i whisper as i reject cookies

Nostr event nevent1qqs0yx9ch9ea70d79zt4pyq58p59e4n5xqztsmng02ccyrgdtf8ge9gzypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyucmdqlpa

2025-03-04T03:35:09Z

for lent i'm giving up my impulse-control

my love life like ...

2025-01-13T09:07:48Z

my love life like

Nostr event nevent1qqsqp9lk5mny795jcwuav0mtc4rxu622qjwjafungskykfhdw2kc2ngzypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyucls7rjv

2025-01-07T02:23:25Z

maintaining eye contact while i cut your paper down by 2000 words

5yo niece: can you save this piece of glitter for me for next ...

2024-12-22T02:23:09Z

5yo niece: can you save this piece of glitter for me for next week?

me (running late bc can’t find my shoes): sure

me reminding myself that at least i have my sense of humor ...

2024-12-18T18:36:00Z

me reminding myself that at least i have my sense of humor

“i’ll put it on my list” ...

2024-11-24T07:32:37Z

“i’ll put it on my list”

how it feels to leave twitter ...

2024-11-15T06:11:45Z

how it feels to leave twitter

wtf is "polyworking" i'll kill you ...

2024-11-12T04:46:13Z

wtf is "polyworking" i'll kill you

me: i really need to finish writing this paper my brain: ...

2024-11-10T12:44:56Z

me: i really need to finish writing this paper

my brain:

me: happy bc i gave the handymen my chocolate also me: depressed ...

2024-11-10T04:36:58Z

me: happy bc i gave the handymen my chocolate

also me: depressed bc i have no chocolate

taking the boys to the vasectomy boom ...

2024-11-08T03:19:02Z

taking the boys to the vasectomy boom

seeing an article of mine has 28 views makes me wonder who viewed ...

2024-10-30T04:30:05Z

seeing an article of mine has 28 views makes me wonder who viewed it those other 3 times

i bet academics who publish a lot while also teaching and raising ...

2024-10-24T08:05:21Z

i bet academics who publish a lot while also teaching and raising children have failed to watch as many shows as i have

my personal nobel prize to whoever invents a way to speed up live ...

2024-10-11T02:25:03Z

my personal nobel prize to whoever invents a way to speed up live presentations

pov: someone texts me after i'm done for the day ...

2024-10-08T12:25:43Z

pov: someone texts me after i'm done for the day

Nostr event nevent1qqszttn3d7uv092ry6wy6fpk3mr2qc76t3jvql6ssp0nyxwegwh7knszypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyuc70kxtc

2024-10-06T02:30:23Z

i would have a parasocial relationship with you in every lifetime

tfw something so crazy happens in a show you just have to stop ...

2024-10-04T03:00:50Z

tfw something so crazy happens in a show you just have to stop scrolling the tl and watch it

Nostr event nevent1qqsgwa5znvgkce9zfy6t94vdtlxlgcqr6nzwcpqgfu6uygwjqqhvgzqzypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyucvdlz0c

2024-09-24T04:23:44Z

it’s your problem now, i whisper as i submit my manuscript

the two kids of people on here ...

2024-09-11T03:55:01Z

the two kids of people on here

Nostr event nevent1qqsp7ch3etap99yfmnmmksg99ewwv09fxvnx458s88rzn8jkwxhgn9qzypudy9yp08ft3dwlmg40ylkks4aw747ykldh3gr38tj9lx66utyucqnamkg

2024-09-11T02:47:49Z