CaveDave

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Sometimes I'm amusing

Fediverse resident Neanderthal

30,000 years old (or 30 but close enough)

he/him. Don't like gender norms as they haven't been invented yet

#NoAI #NoBot #NoIndex #NoSearch #nobridge

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2025-08-17 17:40:50 UTC

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ok but some regrowth is a required thing. When I think excess energy I don't think warm water and having a TV. I think private jets and cruises

2025-08-17 07:33:09 UTC

So I'm from a small island country in Southern Europe. As heat waves and wildfires are devastating the mainland, my country just had a hail storm ... in August ...
We all agree this is some apocalyptic level shit, right? Like, this is what they write about in sci-fi novels to indicate a serious problem.
Is this how our future is gonna be? We keep being nonchalant about #climatechange until even apocalyptic fictions starts seeming tame to us?

2025-08-13 10:25:19 UTC

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I hate to say it and I hope someone corrects me if I'm over reaching but this just seems like a continuation of the Crusades. Power hungry Westerners wanting conquest of the middle east with religion being touted and used a reason for colonisation and war. I guess Western powers realised to use Zionism as a tool instead of Christianity but the motivations remain the same

2025-08-02 14:47:30 UTC

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shit ... I already bought house party months ago ... well, 12 more games then

2025-07-21 08:41:24 UTC

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then there's me who's 155 cm tall

2025-07-04 21:44:05 UTC

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didn't get any update yet. Weird

2025-06-22 20:30:22 UTC

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a month?! That sound insane. I hope I'm misinterpreting and it's a year

2025-03-27 09:30:35 UTC

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Funny thing is native Greenlandic people aren't white and in fact, Denmark has a long history of cultural and actual genocide to them under their belt ... but it's THEIR colony to subjugate you see ...

2025-03-16 13:50:19 UTC

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why have faecal matter in your phone which you can clean when you can have it on pieces of paper which you can't

2025-03-10 09:37:24 UTC

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there's ome thing I disagree with you on in this toot ... I think there actual cartoon villains less ridiculous and less evil than musk at this point

2025-02-10 22:44:48 UTC

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I'll take a look into it. A fedi Marketplace would outright kill Facebook at this point

2025-02-10 22:37:27 UTC

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I agree but one thing I need to find out. Does Friendica have events like Facebook does? I think that's the main thing that people only use Facebook for ... and maybe pages for businesses with an easy way to be contacted
Also a Facebook marketplace Fedi alternative

2025-02-04 08:46:23 UTC

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thanks for the heads up that I have that to look forward to

2024-12-13 19:01:23 UTC

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oh definitely

2024-12-13 18:45:26 UTC

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i like how Jane Kaczmarek essentially just looks the same but with grey hair

2024-12-11 19:01:05 UTC

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I don't know what that means but I hate it

2024-12-08 19:58:07 UTC

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shit ... I ended up loving it instead

2024-11-29 20:16:49 UTC

Why are all the clothes polyester?! Why do we need to wear plastic? We can literally grow clothing material from the ground!
#polyesterisplastic #anticonsumption

2024-11-23 17:07:39 UTC

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I was saying the exact same thing to my partner the other day. The onky thing bad enough for Republicans at this point was if he showed the ever slightest bit of kindness to the child he had raped

2024-11-22 10:50:11 UTC

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I feel this "oh we're fine, we're open source" is similar to Telegram's "we're private, the app's open source" marketing.
What I'm saying is I'm gettinh flashbacks

2024-10-26 01:33:01 UTC

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basically proving that if libraries were created today, they wouldn't be allowed to exist

2024-10-14 10:18:52 UTC

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I remember when the URL bar and search bar were separate and I remeber when they joined them, I said to myself "this is obfuscate their purpose to users in the future once they forget"
Glad to see I was right. Or not glad, I guess

2024-10-10 18:18:23 UTC

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that's what all goths say

2024-10-02 08:50:26 UTC

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what will this mean?

2024-09-28 08:30:04 UTC

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this headline probably made certain nerds instantle cum in theit pants

2024-09-17 20:30:45 UTC

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literal cyberpunk dystopia

2024-08-28 19:53:09 UTC

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yes, maybe even a PS Vita

2024-08-26 19:23:27 UTC

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I'll say a prayer for your fallen beard

2024-08-22 12:50:12 UTC

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still waiting for the KFC gaming PC

2024-08-17 13:15:17 UTC

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I think Ubuntu was just one of the first which was the most user friendly and easy to install for a while, especially in the early 2010s and thus many people who just needed to use Linux quickly for work gravitated towards it. Then other distros followed suit but by this point Ubuntu was already quite dominant as a part of Linux

2024-08-16 19:21:33 UTC

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Danish: *laughs uncontrollably*

2024-08-09 20:15:51 UTC

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coincidentally, I did find 100 kr in a pocket this morning. Wonder what I'll spend it on. Maybe a single coffee

2024-08-09 20:07:00 UTC

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or not having your bank knowing everything you spend money on. Maybe Danske Bank shouldn't know how much I spend on dildos and junk food

2024-08-08 20:21:38 UTC

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because barely anyone uses cars and thus highways anymore. People use pjblic transport since it has tremendously been invested in globally /s

2024-08-02 17:33:08 UTC

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shit, what's next? Going out? Meeting people irl?!
Sounds like shit

2024-08-01 19:12:35 UTC

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I'm more likely to think Microsoft will throw openAI under the bus. That's why they never outright bought them but just "heavily invested" in them