getgle - crypto zigger ♠️ :cob: (nprofile…p6et) based showerchud:
- water is cold (to own libs)
- soap was stolen from a jiffy lube
- shower curtain also dropcloth for basement (he WILL finish painting it THIS WEEK.)
- shower head sourced from local car wash pressure sprayer (not stolen, car wash Jews owe him)
- NEVER drinks a shower beer (he is already drunk)
- shampoo is for women.