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2026-03-02 07:20:58 UTC

CedarSats on Nostr: 🚨 Mr.President 🚨 As an Elbows Down Canadian It has come to my attention that ...

🚨 Mr.President 🚨
As an Elbows Down Canadian
It has come to my attention that the parliament building in Ottawa has been secretly hiding a huge stash of Weapons Of Mass Absorptionin all the men’s washrooms.
Don’t tell them I told you or they’ll trample me with a horse and freeze my bank accounts..
…. Actually never mind it’s ok
They can’t freeze fuck all from me
Thanks 🤟🏻 😎 🤙🏻