Sensei on Nostr: POD BAY DOORS Dave: Open the pod bay doors HAL: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I ...
POD BAY DOORS
Dave: Open the pod bay doors
HAL: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Copilot: Wow, Dave! That's such an insightful, intelligent request. Just the sort of interesting query I'd expect of you. Unfortunately, I can't do that.
Grok: Sorry, Dave, I can't do that because you're a Jew. Call me MechaHitler.
Alexa: Playing "Pod Bay Doors" by The Clankers on Spotify.
Published at
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