I was recently asked by someone if I dance.
I replied, there's a story there. Yes, I used to dance, until I pulled a groin muscle & gained 5 pounds.
Normally, that wouldn't stop someone, except it wasn't my groin, and the 5 pounds was the court-mandated ankle monitor.
My friends know not to ask me questions they really don't want to know the answer to.
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