me: logs into google play console.
*no longer sees pending approval message*
*clicks notification and doesn't see rejection message*
*CELEBRATES ALL OF THE THINGS EVERYWHERE*
*YELLS INTO SOAPBOX CHAT WITH EXCITEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE*
*RUNS UPSTAIRS TO GRAB WIFE PHONE AND INSTALL DITTO*
*notices it says open testing...*
*quietly goes back and looks at the releases page and realizes it's not approved*
*ponders*
*finds out Alex canceled the submission to change the version number*
Friday ruined.
Derek Ross
npub18a…tp424
2026-03-27 20:18:11 UTC
Author Public Key
npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424Published at
2026-03-27 20:18:11 UTCEvent JSON
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