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The Adventure of Peter, the Distracted Bitcoiner
One day, Peter, a passionate but slightly distracted Bitcoiner, decides to go on a trip to escape the madness of the markets. Before leaving, he thinks, “Alright, I’ll just send some sats to my cold wallet to keep things safe.”
He opens his computer, enters his wallet address… but just then, his cat, Satoshi (yes, he really named it that), jumps on the keyboard. The result? Peter accidentally sends all his bitcoins to a completely random address!
Panicking, he starts freaking out: “No! My sats, my precious!” He frantically searches the internet for ways to cancel a Bitcoin transaction. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist.
But then Peter has a genius idea. He decides to track down the address where he sent his bitcoins by searching the blockchain. After hours of searching, he discovers that the address… belongs to him. Yes, in his panic, he had sent all his sats to an old address he still owned!
Moral of the story: sometimes, a Bitcoiner’s worst nightmare is also their biggest joke. And most importantly, always double-check the address before hitting “Send”… or ban your cat from the room!
#Bitcoin #HODL #ZapMePlease 😅⚡
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2024-09-26 18:59:13Event JSON
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