Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: When I get a spam/sales call, I tell the caller he has reached General Hardesty at ...
When I get a spam/sales call, I tell the caller he has reached General Hardesty at Strategic Command Headquarters in Omaha, and I urgently need the launch codes. Childish, but this is sometimes the highlight of my day.
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2026-03-28 09:20:06 UTCEvent JSON
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