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crispy branzino ☭ (sold out forever) on Nostr: getgle - crypto zigger ♠️ :cob: based showerchud: - water is cold (to own libs) - ...

based showerchud:

- water is cold (to own libs)
- soap was stolen from a jiffy lube
- shower curtain also dropcloth for basement (he WILL finish painting it THIS WEEK.)
- shower head sourced from local car wash pressure sprayer (not stolen, car wash Jews owe him)
- NEVER drinks a shower beer (he is already drunk)
- shampoo is for women.